Vote For Your LEAST FAVORITE CHEF on "Food Network"

[CO Liberal]

Poll question: Vote For Your LEAST FAVORITE CHEF on "Food Network"

[catbert836]

1. The Mario dude

I've never watched the Food Channel, but I hate the name "Mario".

[Lavender Brown]

17. What?!

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Cats Against Frist]

29. I share your disbelief.

[The Flaming Red Head]

34. He says, Now we are going to cook with testicle of goat sausage

Purchased at a small market in Italy. You can not find this in the US how ever the testicles of any cloven domestic animal will do. And he always has at least one transvestite taste tester in his audience and never a pretty one.

[mac56]

2. Bobby Flay just annoys me.

Is Jamie Oliver even being shown on Food Network anymore?

[CO Liberal]

8. He's Listed on The Web Site

I was just there to make sure I spelled all the names right.

The main problem I have with Bobby Flay is that he's an obnoxious jerk. And the problem I have with Jamie Oliver is that he NEVER WASHES HIS HANDS!!!!!

[Cats Against Frist]

30. I want to have sex with Bobby Flay and walk out on him, afterward

He makes me want to treat him like dirt.

[AllegroRondo]

3. Emeril makes me sick

the guy is so full of himself. and why does he have a live band on a cooking show?

Rachael Ray, on the other hand...... WOW!

[Liberal Veteran]

4. BAM!!!!

Right upside Emeril's head.

[davidinalameda]

5. let's kick this up a notch!

BAM!

I don't like Emeril

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Tee-hee....Let's kick him in the crotch!

Bam!

[MrUnderhill]

7. I appreciate that Alton Brown isn't even on there.

He's family (sort of).

[CO Liberal]

10. You're Limited to Ten Spaces on DU Polls

:-)

[Taverner]

9. Emeril's a Repug

And he makes fucking freedom fries at that...

[Deja Q]

11. And he whores his fat ugly face on every product he sells.

I'll stick to Julia Child's French Fries. They don't fuck, :D

[njdemocrat106]

23. You better not be saying that just because you don't like him...

Emeril is good wacky fun, in my book. Bobby Flay I find irritating.

[JaneQPublic]

12. You forgot the absolute worst.

Sandra Lee, the Stepford Wife who does Semi-Homemade Cooking.

[CO Liberal]

16. Again, I Only Had Ten Spaces

So I decided to go with the more popular hosts.

[Chovexani]

28. Sandra Lee rules

Funniest. Show. EVER.

You gotta love an alcoholic trophy wife who uses pudding cups in her "cooking and sees Pixie Stix as a marital aid...

[Left Is Write]

43. I watched her for the first time yesterday.

It was a Semi-Homemade Christmas Dinner or some such. They seemed to be good shortcut tricks for people who really don't have much time or cooking skill, and she included a recipe for an egg nog/brandy/ice cream drink that sounded good, but otherwise I was unimpressed.

[bearfan454]

13. Emeril uses WAY too much oil for me.

I'd :puke: if I ate that much oil.

[Willy Wonka]

14. I swear to God...

Emeril has to be the *LEAST* entertaining guy. He tries to do so hard, and FAILS every time.

[GRLMGC]

15. Paula Deen is funny

I like her accent and she does entertaining things. I hate Rachael Ray and Emeril is a douche.

[CO Liberal]

18. I Call Her "Granny Goodwitch"....

...because she cackles.

[CO Liberal]

19. Suppertime Kick

:kick:

[Left Is Write]

20. Count me as another one who is quite annoyed by Bobby Flay.

[CO Liberal]

21. Evening Kick

:kick:

[RagingInMiami]

22. I can't stand Wolfgang

He's always lecturing in that accent. "Don't do this, don't do that." WTF. I thought cooking was suppose to be fun.

[mondo joe]

24. I hate Emeril, but he's a better cook than that awful Rachel person

Though for some reason hetero men everywhere desire her.

[JaneQPublic]

31. Rachel is fun to watch, but her "30 Minute Meals" show is totally bogus

Her stove must be a lot hotter than mine, because I can never bring a gallon of water to boil in 3 minutes like she does.

Same with rice. She can cook rice from start to finish in 6 minutes, when every recipe I've seen for it calls for 15 to 20 minutes.

Plus, it's so obvious she cheats when she goes to a commercial break. When she comes back, about 20 minutes worth of work is done!

[The Flaming Red Head]

32. No shit

She doesn't use proper amounts of ingredients in her recipes or even seem to know her way around a kitchen.

[patricia92243]

39. I bought the knife she uses, but still can't chop (my fault, not the knife

[Left Is Write]

42. Rice in 6 minutes?

Is it instant rice? I won't eat instant rice. I don't like it. It takes me 15 minutes to cook rice AFTER it comes to the boil, so probably 20 or so minutes total. And that's just white rice; can't do brown rice that fast.

[BiggJawn]

33. I wonder why?

She could make THIS hetero guy want to "wash-up" ALL the time!

Any Lesbians wanna check in on how Rachel scores on the "I'd do her" meter?

Huh....Why didn't the photo editor move that roll-off dumpster from the patio outside?
And why did a guy like ME even notice it?

[Groggy]

44. I ADORE Rachel..!

She is so cute I love her.

(and I'm a hetero female) :loveya:

[njdemocrat106]

25. Emeril rocks. I'll hunt all of you down if you say anything bad about him

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

26. Emeril Sucks. And His Recipes Stink.

:P

And I'm from NJ, too.

[njdemocrat106]

27. OK, we'll just have to agree to disagree

People tell me my taste in music is even worse:(

[Ilsa]

37. I don't have a problem with his recipes. It's his style.

And I'm tired of being lectured to about the damn knobs. He gets way too condescending on his show.

[thedailyshow]

35. I hate Emeril Lagrasse and his stupid "Bam!" shtick

[Ilsa]

36. I don't like

the Alton Brown guy (Good Eats), or Emeril, or Tyler Florence (Food 911), or Michael Chiarello. I wouldn't want to eat with any of these guys. And I'm tired of people making such a big effing deal about garlic and cayenne and Bam! Chiarello seems like a real food snot to me.

I LOVE Ina Garten, the Barefoot Contessa. She seems like such a genuine and loving person. I also like Everyday Italian with Giada Something, and I like Rachel Ray. I also like Mario.

Paula Dean is fine, but her meals are too heavy for my tastes. My mother-in-law made a wonderful Thanksgiving dinner, but she overdid it as well, with too many heavy ingredients added to dishes. The turkey and dressing were wonderful, and green bean casserole was expected (but too heavy), but she also did sweet potatoes with the sugar and pecans and marshmallows. I love sweet potatoes, but it was too rich altogether. It seems like Paula puts together the same type of meals.

[patricia92243]

38. The woman that does the dietic, slim coking (can't remember name) She is

so in love with herself that I'm embarressed for her. Haven't watched the show in ages for that reason, and she might not even still be on.

[CO Liberal]

40. Saturday Kick

:kick:

[bigwillq]

41. Mario

He just bores me.

[JVS]

45. Masaharu Morimoto

I don't like his cowboy cooking attitude that he picked up in New York. Also, I find his silver outfit to be garish compared those of the other Iron Chefs. He is not fit to take the place of the beloved Rokusaburo Michiba.

[BiggJawn]

46. Morimoto...Yech!

I LOVE it when he gets his ham canned but GOOD. You're right, Michiba-san he ain't.
He's the Japanese Bobby Flay.