Hey! I've got WOOD!

[underpants]

[XNASA]

1. Looks like a 4 x 4.

I'd say it's about 16 inches long too.

What is that...Red Maple?

Impressive.

[underpants]

6. Thank you

I get compliments

[commander bunnypants]

2. Can I burn it ?

I need power


DDQM

[underpants]

7. Lemme think about it

NO! It's MY wood.

[xray s]

3. Oh...I though you meant...

Go Cubs!

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Underpants has wood-- film at 11 (n/t)

[Skittles]

5. underpants is sporting wood

I liked it better when you were single. :P

[underpants]

8. Whoooooooooohooooooooo

:bounce::evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

9. ahem -- not to be outdone

[underpants]

12. Okay I don't have wood any more

Thanks

OhI just got it Ed Wood :spank:

[GOPisEvil]

10. Oh yeah, well I've got a big Woody!

[VOX]

22. Most excellent pecker!!

:toast:

[Richardo]

11. I've got a woody, too!

[VOX]

24. That woody has a gleam to it!

Surf's up!

:toast:

[trof]

13. Wood is Good.

yep

[Wickerman]

14. Here's another Woody for ya

[VOX]

23. Yeah, play that thing!

And pick it if you have to, Woody...

:toast:

[Township75]

15. I'm leaving to get wood...so I can start building a wine rack.

I think I will choose poplar

[underpants]

16. I hear that is a very poplar choice these days

:bounce:

[Township75]

17. HAHAHAHAHA

Good one underpants!

[ikojo]

18. Its size is impressive indeed

not to mention its girth....

WOW!


You are the envy of many I am sure...

:toast:

[LynneSin]

19. got a wet pussy here

[VOX]

20. Nice! Be sure to keep it warm!

Be a shame it it got a chill!

:toast:

[VOX]

21. People come from all over to gawk at this wood...

Size matters!!!

[Awsi Dooger]

25. That's pathetically passe, underpants

These days a wood should be titanium. Great for length, maybe not quite as much feel.

Some graphite if a little more flexibility is required.

And if that's a spoon I would hate to behold your driver.

Obviously you have been fixated on football the past two weekends, and ignoring pointers from DU hero J.L. Lewis.