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[Renew Deal]

[EstimatedProphet]

1. What is she doing?

[Renew Deal]

2. Nothing

obviously

[Kenneth ken]

6. eh

she could be just-dead and still twitching.

:P

How'd she die?

[Renew Deal]

7. Good question

I don't know.

[nine23]

3. "What's your definition of humour?" n/t

[Renew Deal]

5. Anything that I find funny.

:toast:

[MichiganVote]

4. Well whatever you do, don't pay her a dime

[RagingInMiami]

8. are you a necrophiliac?

[Renew Deal]

9. I didn't order a dead one.

So no

[RagingInMiami]

10. can you get your money back

or at least a new one?

[Renew Deal]

12. Nah, I'll keep her.

[RagingInMiami]

14. what are you going to do about the smell?

[Renew Deal]

16. Haven't thought about that yet.

[Renew Deal]

11. Reminds me of an old song by TSOL

"Code Blue"

I never got along with the girls at my school
Filling me up with all their morals and their rules
They'd pile all their problems on my head
I'd rather go out and fuck the dead
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red
'Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain
I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead
And I don't even care how she died...
But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!
Never on the rag or say leave me alone
They don't scream and they don't moan
Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair
Lying on the table she smiles and she stares
Chorus

http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/tsol/codeblue.html

[lizzieforkerry]

13. What did you have for dinner?

[Renew Deal]

15. A & W burger with fries and a Root Beer

[Placebo]

17. A song for you:

EBONY WHORE
Black whore struts mean through the city streets- prime price for a slice of dark meat
Potential john pulls up to the curbside- black whore steps in for a joy ride
…Ebony Whore ( well it’s a shot in the dark )
…Ebony Whore ( fillet of soul )
…Ebony Whore ( all p*ssy is pink inside)
…Ebony Whore ( I chose those lips of coal )
…Ebony Whore ( first wrap this rascal )
…Ebony Whore ( well then in the sack )
…Ebony Whore ( gonna teacha you white boy )
…Ebony Whore ( f*ck black )
……and you never go back jack !
Got the black a**, c*nt worn to sh*t- five deacons in a methodist pulpit
Pimp speaks and sore whore sours- six tricks in the next four hours
…Ebony Whore ( inaugurated the governor )
…Ebony Whore ( blew away the police chief )
…Ebony Whore ( took a preacher to heaven )
…Ebony Whore ( gave a shrink some real relief )
…Ebony Whore ( boned by a butcher )
…Ebony Whore ( made a comedian cry )
…Ebony Whore ( educated the principal )
…Ebony Whore ( secret service for the F.B.I. )
Why’s Cherry so merry in the strip clique?- One grand, for her mouth on a white d*ck
She gotta a boyfriend so, no kissin’- bucks then f*cks so, no dissin’
…Cuffed and Busted big g*ddamn deal
…No pig be Trusted once he has cropped his feel
White limo just pulls away- gonna get a real job some day
To peddle p*ssy all through the black night

'Ebony Whore' by: Impotent Sea Snakes

[Nevernose]

18. Ask her if she's got my money. Cool?