eyesroll tongue-kissed an ugly guy at the bar.

[Magrittes Pipe]

It was funny, 'cause I was out with my wife and my girlfriend at the same time and my wife kissed an ugly guy. Okay, okay, she's my soon-to-be-ex-wife. Still, dude was ugly. And my girlfriend is fucking hot. And so is my wife. And, most of all, so am I.

Damn, I'm hot.

[dolo amber]

1. Was he just *ugly ugly*...or like

"My friends and I voted, and you're like the sexiest chick in the bar" (and thus now it's cool if I stick my tongue down you're throat) ugly?

:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Uh. You were there.

[dolo amber]

4. I was *trying* to be subtle

Which you of all people should know is equivalent to me trying to be like...the pope or something.

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. You had your tongue in my ass this Monday in line at the bank..........or

was that Andrew Dice Clay???


Fucking greezball!!!

[Name removed]

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[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. You tell that bastard - I don't know why anyone would spew such turpitude!

:toast:

[Fenris]

8. Why was she pointing out what we already knew?

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. Yes - I just love to help people fight the power that is Al Hedges

Somebody has to!

:)

[bettyellen]

6. you really have to post pictures so we can be sure than everybody ....

involved, except said "ugly guy" is verified as hot. Becasue I have a really visual imagination, and unfortunately i am picturing the bunch of you, and it ain't hot. so now i have the image of a bunch of average people grabbing at each other in a bar stuck in my head. it's really not fair to you, or to me.

[Beware the Beast Man]

10. it was a soft open-mouthed kiss, and I'm not THAT ugly!

:cry:

[bettyellen]

12. I'm so confused, did you kiss hedges? his ex wife? or both? nt

[dolo amber]

13. You love WIllie Nelson

So shaddup. :P

(ps - if you don't *get* this, we're breakin' up.)

[jdots]

11. well you may be hot but i am cool

oh yes i am a LOVE GOD love god love god love god........you may admire my clothing and fine rolex,look at my dual turbo porsche with the giant spoiler,for yes iam a Love God....i voted for Bush because i am a LOVE GOD bow down to me knaves.
sink this reply in the LOVE GOD file for i am ...........love god ?

[Moderator]

14. Locking

This is not appropriate.