What's the most embarrassing thing I could do at my boss's Xmas party?

[Pale Blue Dot]

Poll question: What's the most embarrassing thing I could do at my boss's Xmas party?

Hurry, I need an answer before I leave at 6:30. I want to make an impression.

[Stand and Fight]

1. Naked or costume...

Either way you would just look nuts. More so if you show up in your birth day suit.

[truthpusher]

2. Public Masturbation (sorry, but that would be embarrassing right?)

[underpants]

5. OR.. stand with your pecker in the punch and see who notices first

when they do that will probably be almost the same time you are fired.

[Somawas]

6. Just be sure to

throw your own feces around, also.

[truthpusher]

9. nice touch!

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. I did the feces-throwing last year.

I don't want to repeat myself.

[terrya]

3. Get drunk and make a pass at his dog!

:-)

T

[underpants]

4. Costume..defintiely go with the costume

[Robb]

7. Mom!

:D

[ET Awful]

8. A girl I used to work with got drunk and puked on the boss one year

I think that would top the list of the most embarassing ones I've actually witnessed :)

[nini]

11. I voted for the nekkid one

:evilgrin:


I hope your work party is better than the ones I've had to endure.


have fun

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. Thanks. This is an actual true exchange I had with my boss yesterday.

ME: I'm bringing a date to your Christmas party...

BOSS: Oh, that's great!

ME: ...if I can afford her.

[nini]

13. LOL

:D oh c'mon.. you can't tell me you don't have a date!

How're things going? Mom and Dad still expect you in by 10? :-)

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. They're going out to a party tonight, too.

So I can be out until 10:30 tonight! :D

[nini]

15. sweeetttt

:-)

enjoy your party!! good to see you around :hi:

[BlueJazz]

16. Eat about 3 large cans of Beans followed by some of those...

...extra spicy sausages plus 4 pickled eggs.
During the introductions cut a HUGE Fart when you shake anybody's hand and say (real Loud) "God Damn!..that fucker's gonna strip the wallpaper down!" ...Plus... anytime you feel a "Big One" coming on, walk up to a crowd of guests and say "Heh..Heh..Guess what I have for you?"

[mcscajun]

17. Get drunk, make pass at his wife/daughter, Then stand up and tell everyone

what you think of the boss, his family, and the company, THEN pass out.

I think that about covers it for your career. :)

[SOteric]

18. Yark in the punch bowl. Go to the loo and come out with

your pants on backwards and a strand of tp trailing from your caboose.

[DS1]

22. I say try pee in it from across the room, and if possible, bank shot it

off the family portrait :7

[Minimus]

19. Dance like Elaine from Seinfeld.

[JVS]

20. Get drunk, shit pants

[GOPisEvil]

21. Crap in the punch bowl.

Works every time!