Uncle Matcom Here: What Are The First Words I Should Teach Baby Underpants

[matcom]

Uncle Matcom wants to start "Baby Underpants" off right.

i want to give the little tike the 'gift' of my wisdom. any advice?

Uncle Matcom:
Uncle Matcom:

I’m your wicked uncle Matcom
I’m your wicked uncle Matcom
I’m glad you won’t see or hear me
I’m glad you won’t see or hear me
As I fiddle about
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I’m doing what I want to
Now I’m doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about !

You won’t shout as I fiddle about
You won’t shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

1. "Robb Is a Dingbat"

:-)

[leftofthedial]

2. buttcheeks

[Arugula Latte]

9. That's one of my very favorite words!

You can't help but smile when you say it. Buttcheeks. :) Buttcheeks. :) Buttcheeks. :) See?

[GOPisEvil]

3. S-C-O-T-C-H

Can you say "scotch"? Betcha can.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Well, for openers, Uncle Ernie,

don't molest the kid. That's just always good advice.

My first-born's first word(s) were taught to her by her father, and he still doesn't know why:

"Dumbshit pencil."

I would not advise this phrase. However, "Bite me" is always charming coming out of a tyke's little rosebud of a mouth.

[AlCzervik]

5. how to seperate the seeds and roll properly

[bettyellen]

6. "Love me!" Then, the baby can sing Soulpsychadelicide.

[SarahB]

7. Thong?

:shrug:

[Cuban_Liberal]

8. Yak!

One syllable, easy to say, etc. ...

:P