I need Kitchen Elves, dammit

[yvr girl]

Is wanting a little creature available 24/7 to cook and clean for me so wrong?

[ewagner]

1. In our home

I am the elf........

[Left Is Write]

6. I am the elf too.

The magically shining kitchen, the full cookie jar, the homecooked meal most nights, the ordered takeout on the not-homecooked-meal nights, the fully stocked pantry and refrigerator...all the work of the family elf.

[MrSlayer]

2. No, house elves like to serve.

Too bad there aren't any available.

[Spinzonner]

3. I believe that enslaving dwarves is no longer considered

politically correct

[yvr girl]

4. Not dwarves - elves

They still work for Santa no problem.

[Spinzonner]

7. Whatever

just make sure they have their green cards and you pay their employee taxes.

Especially if you plan to be in the Cabinet

[yvr girl]

10. I'm Canadian - we're much more free and easy 'bout that sort of thing

We're practically lawless up here.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Not at all. I could use a Kitchen Gnome myself.

Especially now, when I'm sick. x(

[yvr girl]

8. Now I feel all bad

Do you want some chicken soup? I could tuck you in too.

[GOPisEvil]

9. I'd love some chicken soup, thanks.

Getting tucked in would be nice, too. :-)

[yvr girl]

11. By yourself, or with company?

Inquiring minds...

[GOPisEvil]

12. WIth someone, although that someone is taking a risk.

I'd hate to give her my cold.

[yvr girl]

16. No guts - no glory.

[GOPisEvil]

17. Well, I'll reciprocate when she gets sick.

[yvr girl]

18. She's a lucky girl

mmmm...I wonder who she is?

[GOPisEvil]

19. I'm the lucky one.

I wonder - who indeed?

[dflprincess]

13. No, I want one too.

I heard someone on a talk show once claim that there was a ghost in their house that did cleaning. I could live with that too.

[Ilsa]

14. As long as I don't have to pay payroll taxes on it,

I'd love to have an elf help around here. Preferably with the cleaning as I'd rather do most of the kitchen stuff myself. (I love making stews and soups in winter.)

[yvr girl]

15. I think elves are quite versatile

You can keep them busy as you see fit.

[chaska]

20. I'm versatile...

double duty in the kitchen ... et la boudoir. ;-)

...C'est vrai, mon chere.