International Male Catalog--Why!

[Sannum]

Why, Why, Why?

Cut-Out Ribbed Bodysuit
We've given our enduringly popular Big Rib Bodysuit an extra-sexy update. The side cutouts provide a tantalizing hint of what lies beneath. Deep neckline. Traditional thong back. Machine wash. Poly/cotton. Import. Heather, Black, White. S-M-L-XL.

[progmom]

1. Ooooh - do they have a website?

I loved their catalogs when I was a young teen!

[timber84]

2. looks like a...

Russian gymnast before her surgery

[SarahB]

3. It gets better....

LOLOLOLOL! Padded butt undies! :D


Now, this takes confidence:


Oh my, this one looks familiar! Amazing what one finds here.


Edit: I just add to add the pics directly. I was afraid it would get the thread locked, but it's not locked yet I guess. :P

[timber84]

4. OMG..

the suede bikini boy is hot

[SarahB]

11. Damn strait he is.

:P

[ldf]

68. actually

probably straight he is NOT!

:-)

international male is known for its hunky men and ugly clothes. maybe its geared more to the european male...

but their underwear catalogue, "undergear" is fun to look at.

.....insert drooling smiley face here.....

[name not needed]

6. Ass padding!

[SmileyBoy]

28. Honestly, tell me - Who would wear THIS at the beach???

Pocket Thong
One of our briefest. The contouring seam in the pouch provides support while maximizing comfort and shape. String waist. V-string back. Hand wash. Nylon/spandex. USA/import. Gold, Fire, Cobalt, Black, White. S-M-L-XL-XXL.

[CatBoreal]

41. What scares me...

...ist that it's available in XXL.

EEEPS! :wow:

[progmom]

53. that is a very good, and very scary point

[BiggJawn]

73. I wonder what part is "XXL"?

The POUCH?????
If I had a body like that, I'd be in movies. the kind you won't see at GC...

[ldf]

71. if i wouldn't get arrested

I would.

i would like as close to an all over tan i could get, and i am not hung up about the male body. NOR am i hung, so i have nothing to show off.

it just makes sense, you are out there to get sun. so you should wear as little as possible.

but guys are all hung up about the size of their penis, or, in many instance, the fact that they even have one at all. this falls into the "get over it" and "grow up" categories.

would you expect women to wear the equivalent of trunks to their knees?

i thought not. typical double standard.

[progmom]

78. let's just say that if my hub had a body like that

...he could wear that suit anytime, anywhere!

:)

[Deja Q]

64. I don't need the padded underwear, mine's all natural! As for pic #3...

:9

[Nay]

75. WOW. Sure like the guy in the lace-up brown bikini. Yikes.

I may have to tell DH to take a hike...LOL

[progmom]

5. this one is my favorite

The "Shape Enhancer"!!!!

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=MC89LORANGzz&dept%5Fid=10400&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey

[progmom]

7. do men really wear this?

http://www.internationalmale.com/product.asp?product=AB48zz&dept%5Fid=10590&An=101&A=&Au=RollupKey

[progmom]

8. here's the actual pic

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Jesus tap dancing Christ!!!! I just replied and it sends me to bottom of

of the page and that picture skips by really quickly! Oh fucking lord that was scary! :wow:

[progmom]

13. Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Thanks - I needed that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Any time. I'm always happy to help.

:7

[Mz Pip]

15. Serious wax job

here. Damn that must have hurt.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[zonmoy]

42. Yes

porn stars and people who really really want to look like they are male sluts.

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. ROFLMFAO! Wow that catalog never fails to make me laugh!

[timber84]

12. Are any of the pictures retouched?

[SmileyBoy]

14. He he he, check this out:

Contour® Pocket Thong
Classic Contour underwear but with a string thong back. The V-seam pouch is contoured for a natural look and terrific support. Machine wash. Cotton/spandex. Import. White, Heather, Red, Black.
S-M-L-XL.

[progmom]

16. I think we're having too much fun with this.

[Mz Pip]

19. Yowza!

Sigh. My hubby wouldn't be caught dead in that. Too bad. Giggle.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[babylonsister]

21. OUCH!

[CatBoreal]

18. Yea Gods....

I thought zoot suits went out of style!

[SmileyBoy]

22. Zoot suit riot... (RIOT!!!) Throw back a bottle of beer...

(Song from my youth)

[Mz Pip]

24. That's just wrong.

Let's see what he has on underneath. :evilgrin:

Mz Pip
:dem:

[progmom]

25. Apparently...

Zees roolz do not apply...ven your an International Male!

[CatBoreal]

34. OMG!

It gets better/worse?



'Scuse me, I'm going to have to go bleach my eyeballs!

[Deja Q]

66. Oh dear God, please save me from what looks like 70s fashion on drugs!

:wow: :puke: :crazy: :puke:

[SarahB]

37. For the modern man....

of 1928! :eyes:

[Deja Q]

65. Watch as he trips on his own flares!

:wow:

Gawd, that suit is ugly!

[progmom]

20. I mean, this really feels like Junior High

Maybe I shouldn't have had that wine.

[babylonsister]

23. I COULD say something about

directional inclinations, but I won't. :7

[SmileyBoy]

27. Look at his package drooping down. LOL!!!

Hey buddy, it's called VIAGRA!!!

[timber84]

29. Thats gotta be a banana or something

[SarahB]

26. This guy is nice though.

Smokin'


So is he (and he didn't shave either :D).


Excuse me, I need to have some special personal time now. :P

Wait a minute, I found the antidote- PimpBoy!

[CatBoreal]

30. Oh Gods!

Does he drive a '53 Buick???



The original Pimp-mobile!

[SarahB]

32. Here's his car...

[smirkymonkey]

58. LOL! This thread is hysterical!

And I thought it was just going to be another boring Saturday night!

How to I subscribe to this catalog? I just have to keep the laughs coming...}(

[progmom]

31. I kind of get the feeling that this catalog is for gay men

...but this chick isn't complaining.

[timber84]

33. Best time I've had all day

[SarahB]

39. Most gay men have better fashion sense than this. (nt)

[progmom]

57. You're right.

I was just trying to understand their target market.

So who are they targeting?

[progmom]

36. How 'bout a little sparkling cape to cool you down?

[SarahB]

38. I can picture this guy in it...

The cape is.....

magical!

[CatBoreal]

44. Oh my Blooming Gods...

...no gay man I've ever known would be caught dead in that thing!

[FizzFuzz]

72. AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEhhHHEEE-HOOO--HAHAHHAA HHAA HAAAAA!!

Oh stop stop, I can't breathe!!

[LDS Jock]

77. I want that cape.. go ahead and laugh

I wouldn't wear it in public, but as a gag outfit to the right places. It would make for quite a dramatic entrance.

[smirkymonkey]

50. Who on earth BUYS this stuff?

I can't imagine that there are actually men out there that would take these outfits seriously!

I can understand the beach hammocks, but these pimp suits! WTF?

[njdemocrat106]

56. Pimp suits? I think you answered your own question!

:silly:

[FizzFuzz]

74. I think its a specialty market: Gay Camp.

"beach hammock" HAHAHAAH that's hilarious!

makes me think of Coney Island Whitefish....heh heh

[fluffernutter]

69. yep, those leather pants are nice.

[Aristus]

35. I bought a nice pair of brown-and-white Spectator shoes

from IM. No bathing gear, though. ;-)

[SarahB]

48. Aristus's shoes?

[Aristus]

51. Kind of like the one on the left. (on the left, heh-heh)

But a darker, richer brown.

[progmom]

40. Meanwhile, the International Male webmaster

...is trying to comprehend this huge increase in traffic to their site!

[njdemocrat106]

45. It's the puffy shirt!

"But I don't want to be a pirate!" - Jerry Seinfeld

[progressoid]

62. Ha Ha Ha - you made diet Coke spew from my nose!

[Ediacara]

79. The thing is they don't bill it as a pirate shirt, but as a POET shirt

the ULTIMATE Poet Shirt!

[CatBoreal]

46. This has got to be...

...one of the signs of the Apocolypse!

Oh stop! PIMPLMAO

[timber84]

47. They all can't be gay. I just wish johnny depp was a former model for them

[Nay]

76. Oh, God, me too. Depp is a true hunk. and a lib, too.

[smirkymonkey]

67. Arggghhh...Gimme a Rum

and Diet Coke, Landlubber!

[njdemocrat106]

43. Funniest thread of the day.

Even if I wasn't 40 pounds overweight, I wouldn't wear this stuff.

[CatBoreal]

49. A White Sport Coat...

..and a pink carnation. (c'mon, sing it with me. You know the words) I'm all dressed up for the dance.....

[progmom]

52. Hold on while I slip into something more comfortable...

a caftan. yikes.

[timber84]

54. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

[CatBoreal]

55. If this doesn't register...

...on people's gay-dar, nothing will.

[progmom]

59. never one to let a good thing die...

...progmom continues to post from International Male, long after everyone else has lost interest...

[timber84]

60. check out the names of the thongs

[CatBoreal]

61. I haven't lost interest....

I just haven't finished bleaching my eyeballs!

Damn! Now I have to start all over again.

[smirkymonkey]

63. And for the International "Christian" Male ....

[ncrainbowgrrl]

70. more tastefully clad, but still- WHY?!