the Class Clown of all CAPTIONS

[cosmicdot]

In the middle of a formal toast led by UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan, W sticks his head toward the mic to say: anyone want cream with their Kofi ... teehee ... man, did I need a stiff drink after that gig ... whew ... any Ladies out there? W is in the house ... hey, if I knew it was going to be a fancy dress gig, I would have worn my cowboy hat and boots ...hee-ha ... did ya'll catch some of the frocks today ...

[MissMarple]

1. "Your turn is coming, young man.",

says the serene, patient, and wise Secretary-General.

[cosmicdot]

2. W: hey, Kofi, what's that red thingy on your lapel ... ya'll should get

a real country flag ... here, look ... like mine ...

[Lady Freedom]

3. BOOZE!!!!!

ME WANT BOOZE" says the prez!

[LTR]

4. Remember, Mr. President...

... I said 'DON'T BITE IT'!!!

[TroubleMan]

5. UN karaoke night....

{singing}

Ebony and Ivory,
We're together in perfect harmony
....

[DoYouEverWonder]

6. And Yoda shakes his head in dismay

saying to himself, I know Luke Skywalker and Mr. Bu$h you are no Luke Skywalker.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Kofi Annan sez, I knew Randolph Scott, you're no Raldolph........

Squat!

[cosmicdot]

8. yo, Kofi ... ipslay emay away inkydray-oopay underway ethay abletay

[bif]

9. Where did you find this pic?

I'm always looking for stupid pictures of the closed head injury case in the White House.

[cosmicdot]

14. in Yahoo's photo section - "world" category

http://search.news.yahoo.com/search/news/?c=news_photos&ei=UTF-8&p=Kofi&b=21

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030923/241/5d660.html


hope this link works for you



One of a pack of Russian playing cards of leading U.S. political figures shows U.S. National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice as the queen of diamonds, September 24, 2003. A Russian newspaper has trumped the United States government with playing cards featuring top U.S. politicians, a take off of the Iraqi most wanted decks issued during the Iraq war earlier this year. REUTERS/William Webster

[underpants]

10. Kofi:Oh please don't let him sing "It's raining men" like he did last year

:bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

11. He's leavin' (leavin') on that midnight train to Georgia (leavin' on that

midnight train-- Hoo hoo)

[regularguy]

12. Testing..1...3. Testing ...1......3

.

[LuLu550]

13. dubya's singing

"feelings...nothing more than feelings...."

[VOX]

15. "Otis! My man!!"

"Wait 'til Otis sees us -- he LOVES us!"

("Animal House," 1977)

[myomy]

16. Kofi,ÓIÕve suffered much pain in my life but this one deserves a toastÒ.

.

[skip fox]

17. W. is just beginning his Kofi Rap:

"Where's my snare? I can't hear my snare? Okay.
Goin' with my dogs to the UN
ain't gonna take NONE
a' dar shit, give 'm a fat one,
blam!, blam!, blam!
show 'em the Unilateral Man,
dat's what I is, the U.M. at da U.N.,
the Unilateral Man smackin' down the U.N.
Now you got sumthin' to say? You gonna be D.O.A.
'Nuff of dis lovin! Time to be shovin'
some shells in my governmen',
it's .357 an' ain't known for its lovin'!"

[Zuni]

18. hey guys

does this darn here micro-phone smell funny to y'all?

[Zuni]

19. 'I know we had our differences

but I really need a kiss."