Vincent Gallo or Ann Coulter?

[derby378]

Poll question: Vincent Gallo or Ann Coulter?

You're trapped in a room with a mint condom, a day-old tuna fish sandwich, and a cyanide pill. There are only two exits, each one blocked by someone. Who's it gonna be???

[MercutioATC]

1. Is there garbage like apple chunks in the tuna fish?

...just asking...

[derby378]

2. Nah, just tuna fish (n/t)

[MercutioATC]

4. The condom...I got the mint part...lubricated or not?

Ribbed? Spermicidal goo on it? Reservoir tip?

[Guaranteed]

3. Hey, Gallo did the BJ scene with Chloe Sevigni...

That's gotta be worth something.

Look it up on the 'net. And if you find it, let me know.

;)

[mitchtv]

8. they say Ann is better endowed than Vince

como un burro

[Undercover Owl]

5. what's the condom for?

are you saying which one would we rather have sex with, or what?

[derby378]

6. You'll have to figure that one out on your own...

Just be glad I didn't throw Matthew Lesko into the mix.

[Guaranteed]

7. Oh, JESUS....

THOUSANDS OF GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS, just WAITING for you to....!!!!

[Undercover Owl]

10. who's more do-able....

Vincent Gallo would be worth a throw in the sack. he's kinda hot.

If I were a guy I'd be scared of Ann Coulter. She'd probably yell weird things during sex, like "send more troops!" or something.

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[Endangered Specie]

11. Rather simple... cyanide pill into the tuna fish sandwich...

theyll eventually get hungry enough to eat it.