This guy's name always cracks me up

[yvr girl]

Bob Loblaw

[datasuspect]

1. Richard Kopf?

[progmom]

2. me too! me too! me too!

I have always always always loved Bob Loblaw.

Seriously.

Wow.

I thought I was the only one.

:pals:

[yvr girl]

3. Blah, Blah, Blah

Kills me.

[progmom]

16. See, weird thing is that I thought I made the name up.

When my uncle brought home a new girlfriend, I thought I would test her sense of humor. Sidled up to her on the couch and said: "So did you hear that the heir to the Loblaw fortune is named Robert? But his friends call him Bob."

We laughed until strange things came out of our noses. Until we fell off the couch clutching our sides. Until the rest of my family thought we had food poisoning or something terrible.

She's my aunt now, and we still laugh about Bob Loblaw.

[yvr girl]

17. I don't know about his fortune but this guy has a phone number

A co-worker pointed it out to me in the phone book. What were his parents thinking?

[auntAgonist]

4. Only in Canada'r eh ... pity

oh wait that's the tetley tea I'm thinking about. But hey it works

[Zomby Woof]

5. Is he from Walla Walla?

Which is a city name that always cracks me up.

[yvr girl]

6. Walla Walla, WA

I know.

[Zomby Woof]

7. I know you know

But I also know there are 100's of DUers who do not. Trust me, I have been on here awhile and not all DUers are as bright as you.

[yvr girl]

8. I've lived next door to WA my whole life - I should be somewhat familiar

with the place.

Thanks for the kind words. Some have been less than kind recently, so I appreciate them.

[Zomby Woof]

9. when I answer threads

I keep in mind lots of people are reading, not just the OP. Last thing your thread needs is stupid DUers (and there are many) asking "What's Walla Walla?"*

* - This post is keeping in compliance with my general contempt for humanity.

[yvr girl]

10. Way to be thoughtful and distainful at the same time

It's a rare combination.

[Zomby Woof]

11. You ain't seen nothin' yet

I am the #1 Grade A Asshole of DU. And yet, loved by many minions on here. A rare combination, indeed.

[yvr girl]

12. Are you going to go on a rampage?

Should I duck or something?

[Zomby Woof]

13. too much work

Being lazy is a virtue for an asshole.

[mtnsnake]

14. People who have the same first and last name always crack me up, like

Thomas Thomas

or Dick Johnson.

[yvr girl]

15. I knew a person names Shannon Shannon