Yowza!! I'm Going To Start Sending *Myself* UPS Packages...

[arwalden]

... DAMN!! Our driver is such a hottie!!

I don't understand why he's wearing shorts in under 50-degree weather... but that's okay. (Well... I guess if my legs looked as hot as his did, I'd want to show them off all year too.)

Does UPS *only* hire hot and hunky guys? Or do they become hot and hunky from their daily workouts of lifting and toting heavy boxes?

-- Allen

[JimmyJazz]

1. um - I'm not sure, but where do you work?

and are they hiring?

[underpants]

2. They wear brown to cover the poo marks

sorry to rain on your parade

[MichaelHarris]

7. poo marks

the bane of man's existance

[terrya]

3. One does wonder.

Every UPS man I've come in contact with has been a hottie...with the nice, big legs in those shorts....

T

[dolo amber]

4. Little from column A, little from column B

I don't remember there being hottie UPS guys till the brown shorts thing became a "thing" a few years ago...now it's like they're ordering them from the J Crew catalog or something. Plus, I'm sure the workouts they get with the boxes and such can't hurt. ;)

edet cuzz i cain't speel

[Richardo]

5. The latter I think...

...I was considering a part-time position at the UPS terminal and they said 'it's the only workout where you get paid instead of paying." Those guys and gals in the dock unload and load entire 53' trailers of boxes by themselves, and FAST!

They get promoted to driver from the dock, so you can see why they're mostly in-shape.

[MichaelHarris]

6. the trick is

to order many small packages. You ask why? He has to bend over a bunch of times to get them. Works with both male and female drivers.

[underpants]

8. Can these "Old Boys" get some props?

Soccer players of Newell's Old Boys celebrate after they won the Argentine First Division championship in Buenos Aires, December 12, 2004. The provincial club won the Argentine Clausura championship on Sunday despite losing 2-0 at Independiente in their final game. The team from the city of Rosario finished top with 36 points from 19 games, two points ahead of Velez Sarsfield. Newell's won the championship for the fifth time and the first since 1992. REUTERS/Enrique Garcia Medina

[RagingInMiami]

9. Ask him for a UPS calender

No, it doesn't contain shirtless UPS men. But maybe he can come inside your house and hang it up for you.

[NJ_Lib]

10. You're lucky...

My UPS guy is a freakin jerk... I'm always so nice to him too but he acts like he's God's gift... Five years I've been dealing with these people and last week I made the foolish mistake of asking for my package before 4pm instead of 7pm... It turned into this huge thing and when he finally did arrive AT 7PM, we had it out nice and good on my front porch...

I hate UPS! They're unprofessional and unorganized...

IMO FedEx is so much better... At least they will go out of their way for you and will hold their drivers accountable for mistakes...

Sorry, I know this has nothing to do with Hot UPS guys but I needed to vent... Just the words "UPS guy" brings forth ugly images...

[redqueen]

11. Nice, isn't it?

They're not all hunky... last week a geeky one came by my office. Since I dig geeks, I was very pleased. Tall, dark hair, glasses... YUM!

Usually it's an older guy. Shorter, with a beard. He's not hot. If it was the guy from last week all the time, I'd talk my corporate office into using UPS instead of DHL!

[China_cat]

12. You ain't seen my UPS guy

Fat, fifty and bald.