Gallagher vs. testicular cancer

[RandomKoolzip]

Poll question: Gallagher vs. testicular cancer

Hmmmm.....tough choice.

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Black Gallagher, bitch!

"That leprechaun's on acid!"

[RandomKoolzip]

5. I'm ashamed to admit I've never seen Chappelle's show....

No cable. But from what I've heard, it seems far too funny: that little pic alone is worth getting cable for, IMO.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. He shoots the melon with a 9mm.

Funny stuff.

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. If you go to the comedy central website,

you can watch full-length clips from the show.

[NoPasaran]

2. Gallagher by a hair n/t

[blindpig]

3. too hard, too hard! n/t

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. You mean, which would I rather have in my pants?

Not Gallagher, that's for sure.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. I've seen you "in person." It just LOOKS like there's another person

in your pants.....when you have pants on, that is. It's rare.

[personman]

9. Maybe if we all concentrate

we can give Gallagher testicular cancer.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. A lot more productive than levitating the Pentagon, I say.

No me ryengi kyo....no me ryengi kyo.......

[terrya]

10. If caught in time, testicular cancer can be treated.

Gallagher, on the other hand, is a loathsome, unfunny shit stain on the popular culture.

Tough choice. Can I get back to you on this?

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Hmmm...slow crotch-death or a high energy prop comic......hmmmm....

Thank god there are other DUers going through this same existential crisis.

PM me later with your selection and if you're lucky I'll ignore it.

[terrya]

16. This really is a tough question.

It may be a few days before you ignore me. I'll have to give it some thought.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Take your time. Consult a doctor if needed.

Do I want the sledge-o-matic, or do I want painful radiation treatment and possible nard surgery....?

I'm gonna talk to my priest, see what he says.

[progmom]

11. i voted for testicular cancer

and I don't even have testicles

[commander bunnypants]

12. wow tough crowd

I think Gallagher is hillarious

CB

[ProfessorGAC]

15. Really?

Why? It's all so low brow! And there is a noticeable lack of self-parody. Even Carrottop is self-deprecating. Gallagher actually seems to think he has something to say. That's what makes him so unfunny.
The Professor

[RandomKoolzip]

22. All good points. But is watching "Melon Crazy!" a more enjoyable

experience than enduring melevolent genital tumors? See, I don't know.

[BringEmOn]

17. A sledgehammer to his balls would cure testicular cancer

[Deja Q]

19. I prefer chocolate covered testicles, thanks all the same.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

20. That can be arranged.

Don't tempt me! I got hot tempered chocolate right here (I'm a pastry chef, y'know) and I'm in a randy mood.

[Deja Q]

21. I love chefs! They taste good! And pastry chefs really know how to

make that candy work! :evilgrin: :D

[Contrary1]

23. Gotta go with Gallagher

as he may be a distant cousin, plus I wouldn't wish
cancer on anybody, especially me...since I've already
been there. Besides, I am of the wrong persuasion.