Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

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Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

by Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus. "She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first officer on the scene Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in frustration and said "Come back," just as the Williams' car passed him, and Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as they drove by him. "I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when asked why his wife would do such a thing. When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to happen."

[Worst Username Ever]

1. debunked at snopes

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Yeah ...

but it's still funny as shit!

[Worst Username Ever]

6. agreed

[GRLMGC]

2. self delete n/t

[Lucky Luciano]

3. .

[sinkingfeeling]

5. Do you have a link for this story? I'm in Arkansas and absolutely

believe it!!

[CO Liberal]

15. Here's The Link

http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

Snopes says it's bogus.

[malaise]

7. One less lunatic

on the planet.

[UdoKier]

8. Hilarious

And the sex dolls makes it pretty obvious it's a tall tale.

Love it.

[PittLib]

9. Six Feet Under used this story...

Did it really happen and when?
Debunked, anyway. Nevermind.

[mcscajun]

13. It didn't really happen...totally fictional...

...as the link to the Snopes entry indicates.

repeating: http://www.snopes.com/religion/rapture.htm

[quispquake]

17. I saw that episode the same day I read the story...

My officemate too...we both called each other immediately!!! My favorite 'death' of the year on Six Feet Under!!!

[hlthe2b]

10. This story line was apparently played out on "Six Feet Under."

I missed the episode, but remember it being discussed.

[mcscajun]

11. Most of this was in the script for "Six Feet Under" earlier this year...

...sex dolls and all.

Woman sees the naked, helium filled mannequins floating away...gets out of her car...runs into the street while looking up....


and Gets SMACKED by a bus! DEAD on Arrival.

I never laughed so hard at anything in that show before...or since.

[PittLib]

14. yeah - down to the husband's quote ...

if I recall correctly. Funny, too, is that the blow up dolls were part of a porn awards show (right?).

[mcscajun]

16. It was supposedly a trade show they were heading for...

...so I am sick for laughing? I don't think so. :)

[PittLib]

18. ah ... right. thanks!

and no, you are not sick. this was an instant classic. :)

[LynneSin]

12. Actually this was also an episode of "Six Feet Under"

Hilarious as shit to watch!

[MrModerate]

19. You can't tell me this isn't literally true . . .

It's too weird for fiction.

[rocktivity]

20. Why would you inflate 12 dolls BEORE you got to a toga party?

No wonder I smelled onions...

:headbang:
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