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Mon Dec-13-04 04:17 PM
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NORM!

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Drifter

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:19 PM
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1. What are you up to Norm ? ....

The perfect weight if I was 11 feet tall.

Cheers
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Fiona

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:19 PM
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2. It's a dog-eat-dog world

and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

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underpants

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:20 PM
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4. How you feeling Mr.Peterson? Pour

Oh I'm sorry to hear that

No I mean PORE!

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underpants

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:19 PM
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3. What's shaking Mr.Peterson?

Two cheeks and a chin

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DelawareValleyDem

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:21 PM
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5. What's going on, Mr Peterson

Let's talk about what's going IN Mr. Peterson

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Lavender Brown

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:21 PM
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6. I wish I was with Norm right now

x( :beer:

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SmileyBoy

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:24 PM
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7. How's life treating you, Mr. Peterson?

Beats me... And kicks me and leaves me for dead.

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edbermac

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:29 PM
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8. Woody: How about a beer, Mr Peterson?

Norm: Kind of early, don't you think Woody?

Woody: For a beer?

Norm: No, for a stupid question...

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Dr Batsen D Belfry

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:46 PM
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9. Hey Mr. Peterson! What's goin' down?

Edited on Mon Dec-13-04 04:46 PM by Dr Batsen D Belfry

My buns on this stool, Woody

DBDB

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Beware the Beast Man

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Mon Dec-13-04 04:50 PM
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10. "Women: can't live with 'em,

pass the beer nuts."

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Mon Dec-13-04 07:25 PM
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11. "Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"

"Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?"

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Rowdyboy

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Mon Dec-13-04 09:16 PM
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12. "Hey Norm, what's shakin'"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins!"

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Oeditpus Rex

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Mon Dec-13-04 09:27 PM
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13. "I'm the Speaker of the House of Representatives."

"That would make you Tip O'Neill, and me... a horse's butt."

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