Moonie Sexual Response: Mating Ritual of the Unification Church

BurtWorm

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Wed Sep-24-03 12:24 AM
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Moonie Sexual Response: Mating Ritual of the Unification Church

Edited on Wed Sep-24-03 12:26 AM by BurtWorm

http://www.salon.com/news/feature/2003/09/24/moon/index.html

What sort of proper sexual habits? According to Moon, in order to restore blood purity, very specific practices are prescribed. Sex before marriage is out of the question, and when sexual consummation does happen, it must adhere to very specific instructions. First, a photograph of Moon must be nearby, so that everything occurs under the reverend's watchful eye. After two nights of woman-on-top sex, the couple reverse positions, whereupon the man, according to Moon, restores dominion over Eve, via the proper missionary position. Then, according to the instructions attributed to the U.C.'s American Blessed Family Department, "after the act of love, both spouses should wipe their sexual areas with the Holy Handkerchief" --referring to the church-supplied washcloth -- which must "be kept individually labeled and should never be laundered or mixed up."

PS: Holy handkerchief, Batman! The moonies are mating!

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anti_shrub

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Wed Sep-24-03 12:28 AM
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1. "never laundered""

So after a few months, the guy's probably looks like Neil Armstrong's flag on the moon....

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Dookus

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Wed Sep-24-03 12:55 AM
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3. LOL...

post of the day.

*pins gold star on anti_shrub*

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populistmom

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Wed Sep-24-03 12:33 AM
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2. Nice to see our tax dollars being put to good use

Kudos to Chimp and Co. for the Faith Based Initiative. It's great that the money won't be going to help those in need, but to encourage repressive and rather odd sexual practices.

And the never laundered handkerchief? Wouldn't it get pretty gross after a few years?

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Melsky

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Wed Sep-24-03 01:38 AM
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4. EWWWW

And the never laundered handkerchief? Wouldn't it get pretty gross after a few years?

Er, not to mention the smell... Sounds like bad hygene however you look at it.

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Room101

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Wed Sep-24-03 01:52 AM
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5. ((Video Stream ))Escape from the Moonies

P.M. Magazine

Escape from the Moonies 1981
Steve Kemperman talks about his experiences with the Moon Organization.

Video steam
http://xenutv.bogie.nl/cults/pm-moonies.htm

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BurtWorm

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Wed Sep-24-03 11:46 AM
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6. Kick just for kicks.

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renie408

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Wed Sep-24-03 11:54 AM
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7. Oh Dear

"never laundered"???

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