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buddysmellgood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 08:59 AM
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Top ways to bait and trap a freeper. Suggestions?
Cardbboard glue trap baited with tax cut and Laura Bush blow up doll.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:01 AM
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1. set up a booth at a county fair advertising"free dentistry for your tooth"
:evilgrin:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:04 AM
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2. set up a mic
with a sign saying, "attack LiberaLs here"
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:05 AM
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3. A pit trap (complete with punji sticks)
baited with a copy of 'stolen honor' and a portion of freedom fries smothered in "W" ketchup.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:08 AM
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4. Let's just say it involves port-a-potties...
n/t
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eleonora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:17 AM
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5. A free gun and cowboy boots
:crazy:
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bloodyjack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:19 AM
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6. Vaguely suggest the troops might possibly not be acting on behalf of God
That'll bring 'em out of the woodwork
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:24 AM
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7. Case of cheap beer
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:24 AM
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8. His cousin
nm
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meisje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:27 AM
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9. You got a purdy mouth
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-14-04 09:40 AM
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10. God, that's scary.
LOL!
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