Oh Sting, Where is Thy Death?

[RandomKoolzip]

I hope he dies at the hands of Lou Ferrigno, frankly. I'm tired of that pompous white man.


Really, though, this thread is just an excuse to use that title.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

1. We are no match for Sting!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

9. There's a great pic in "Rock and the Pop Narcotic" that I wish

I could print here: A pic of Sting, next to a Brazilian Kayapo chief in the Rainforest somewhere, Sting looking really haughtily caucasian as usual, the Chief with a large disc implanted in his lip.

The caption reads: "STING WITH KAYAPO CHIEF: Shouldering the white pop star's burden."

[Fridays Child]

2. I love it! Good one!

[Richardo]

3. Excellent subject line, RKZ

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

12. Thank you.

That line's been vrewing in my head for years.....I wish I was rock critic again so that I could review an album of his and use it there.

[donheld]

4. Why such hate for Sting?

[StClone]

6. His use of a Reggae beat in the 80's

Still got people buzzing.

[donheld]

8. He used Reggae

so fucking what

[StClone]

28. I'll tell you what

I like Sting and I think it's kind of goofy that some get p.o.ed he used Reggae to "get popular" or some bunk. :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Well, apparently, he started his asian stepdaughter

while she was of consen----No, wait: that was Woody Allen. Whoops.

They're both perveted sleazebags, though; c'mon, tantric sex? Please.

[donheld]

10. tantric sex?

That's his and his wifes business not mine or yours

[NoPasaran]

15. I hear his eight hours of sex

Includes dinner and a movie.

[tjdee]

13. Tantric sex is perverted?

Hmm.

[RandomKoolzip]

16. It is if it's with Sting.

[tjdee]

21. If perverted sex with Sting is wrong, I don't want to be right!

And I can say that because I will probably never have sex with Sting.

And I'll have to live with that!
:cry:

[redqueen]

14. And just what's your problem with perverted sleazebags?

What did they ever do to you?

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Sting's music has nonconsensual tantric sex with my ears

everyday.

Now, the POLICE....that's a different story. Great band.

But Sting's a pervert. And that's the last thing I'm going to say about him.

[redqueen]

24. What, they play his music where you work or something?

Mmmmm... perverts...

[RandomKoolzip]

25. The dishwasher at my restaurant plays his music all day.

Especially that damn "Desert Rose" song......the horror....the horror....

[redqueen]

27. Okay...

that's just cruel.

[AlCzervik]

5. What, you don't want to hear anymore about his tantric sex with Trudie???

[redqueen]

11. I voted for Sting

He may suck now, but he's still fine.

[Susang]

17. If he were to be run over by a Jaguar

It would be poetic justic. }(

[RandomKoolzip]

20. I was hoping that he'd be felled by a tree in the rainforest.

His face makes me want to puke.

That's all I have to say about him.

[tigereye]

26. nah, I doubt that it is

:evilgrin:

I must admit to some fondness for his Jungian explorations.

[Liberal Veteran]

19. Okay....I think Sting is brilliant.

And I am not ashamed to admit it.

[tjdee]

22. And also, he's hot.

Don't forget that.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I loooove the Police.

well, all the stuff before "Synchronicity," anyway.

Sting solo........ick.

As a bassist, I can't imagine LEAVING a band where Stewart Copeland was my drummer. It's like buying a winning lottery ticket then throwing it away.

[Karenina]

29. The lyric of "Every Breath You Take"

CREEPED ME OUT. Stalker anthem or some shit.

I LOVE STING. And YES Copeland is ALL THAT and a BAG O' CHIPS! :SWOON:

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Yeah, Stingy admitted as much. It's a stalker's ode to his prey.

What Sting has done since the Police is just.......unbelievablly mediocre. It's like as if Lennon turned into Harrison after leaving the Beatles.