Um yeah well what to say......we could always CAPTION

[underpants]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Well, that UN thing didn't go well...who can I piss off today?

[Drifter]

2. Does he ever look like ...

he is NOT wondering when lunch is ?

What an embarressment.

Cheers
Drifter

[underpants]

3. W: I suddenly have a bad taste in my mouth like I just swallowed my pride

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "Boy. Schroeder at the Waldorf. Sounds like a hit

sit-com! Let's see. There's this rough German one-armed cook with a heart-of-gold and he's raising like a violin prodigy, some kid that got dumped on him by his crack-addicted sister, and the sit-com follows them through their zany antics in Manhattan, like maybe winning the lottery but the cook puts the ticket in his right pocket which is worn down due to him only having one arm and the ticket blows into the street then into the recital hall where the kid is auditioning and a dog gets it in his mouth . . . YEAH! They gotta have a dog, too. That's it. One that speaks German. And . . . (blah, blah, blah . . . endless mind chatter)."

[cosmicdot]

5. W is thinking: hmmmm ... wonder why I only get to photo-op

and Sasquatch Cheney gets to work them over first ... I can do that and get the photo-op, too ... I am responsible, resolute and ruthless ... I know how to haze ... I have ideas nobody wants to hear ... I'm the president dangit ... Rove just told me to sit down and shut up and do what I'm told ... hmmmm ...

[VOX]

6. "Mebbie Ah should switch t' them new-fangled double-edged blades!"

"Mah beard is scratchy. Pickles don't like that. An' Ah don't like that."

[skip fox]

7. W. is just getting ready to speak: "Listen, Dutch, I don't know

about you, but I ain't got no need for Germans. Voulez-vous got any good food? No! Only Brats. And, shit, we make enough beer here, we don't need to import any from you. So you talk about culture . . . poooh! . . . I'd put Mickey Gilley up against Beetoven any day! That's what I think. And all your women have thick ankles, too. . . . Boy, you SURE are lucky I'm thinking diplomatic today."

[XNASA]

8. w*: "Yo Gerhard, check this out..........

...if'n you put your right thumb on yer tongue, like this...an' yer left thumb on yer pecker, like this...and kinda move 'em around....like this......it makes you fart.....like this <<phfffft>>

Schoeder: "My God. I think we have found the weapons of mass destruction. Could somebody open a window, please? Thank you."

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "I knew Adolf,,,You're Another Adolf!"

Bush wants to change the name of Washington to New Reagansburg!

[Karenina]

10. Ever notice how in most pix

*dimson has his legs spread and his hand near his crotch? (a diplomatic no-no...) Freudian???

[skip fox]

11. Swift CAPTIONS fly from morn to noon

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

:bounce:

[Fridays Child]

12. First dates and uncomfortable silences...Oh, hell! Just make out.