Yesterday, I realized how much of an addict I am. Help me.

[RagingInMiami]

After reaching 1,000 posts in about a month's time, I realized I spend way too much time on my computer.
But I can't tear myself away from DU. You guys are too funny.
My eyes are straining, my back is cramped and my friends thought I was kidnapped and reported me missing.
What can I do?

[msgadget]

1. Get up,

turn off the computer and go outside for a walk, get some fresh air, see some real live people. Then, do a load of laundry, call a friend and have a slice of cheesecake. I love cheesecake but can't eat it. Please, go have some for me.

[RagingInMiami]

2. What kind? Strawberry is my favorite.

And maybe I can take my laptop with me.

[JimmyJazz]

4. uh - you're sort of missing your own point if you take the

laptop with you :P

And not all of us are funny.

[msgadget]

5. Laptop, but...oh, forget it. Just get

Chocolate or plain with chocolate swirls...or just plain, or blueberry. Couldja get a few slices and then describe the experience?

What about the laundry? The phone call to a friend?

[RagingInMiami]

10. I'm one of those guys who wears shorts in the winter

And I have plenty of them so I can go a long time without washing clothes.

[msgadget]

12. Surely your underwear need attention...

towels, bed linens...? But, that's too personal, puleeeze don't tell me about them.

Just don't forget the damned CHEESECAKE, dude! :bounce:

[RagingInMiami]

15. Mmmmm Cheesecake

[catzies]

13. WHAT winter?!?! You live in Miami! The worst that could happen is

it's only 72 degrees outside! ;)

(Just kidding, I do know you get the occasional cold snap)

[RagingInMiami]

16. It's about 65 now. I got the windows open. It's nice.

[n2mark]

3. I'm in the same boat

I have no advice --- I left the days when my house was spotless, to being a slob because I'm always on DU. Well, if the president and Rummy can take the "no responsibility attitude" so can I.

[paula777]

6. Wow, over 1000 in a month. That is over the top ...

but it's fun and addicting and there's nothing out there to see anyway :>

[RagingInMiami]

8. DU is the last thing I do before bed, the first thing in the morning

WTF it's crazy.
And I still haven't gotten my damn sticker yet, which will force me to go outside and put it on my car so I can drive through republican neighborhoods and taunt freepers.

[McKenzie]

7. if you use Windbloze

enable JavaScript and ActiveX in IE. Go to Google's advanced search page and type "free porn" in the "exact phrase" field. Then click "search" then click on the first link that comes back. Wait around 60 seconds until all the crappy homepage hi-jacks etc have infected your computer. It'll never work properly after that so you won't be able to get onto the DU. If someone buys you a new 'puter repeat the process just described. If someone gives you a 'puter that runs off Linux this advice won't work nearly as well...it's only Windoze that is designed to help people fuck up their computers when surfing dodgy pr0n sites.

Now am I a genius or not? Should I set up as a counsellor?

[progressoid]

9. How about an online support group for people that spend too much time

online!?

[RagingInMiami]

11. LOL

Good one.

[msgadget]

14. ROFL!

I LOVE that idea! We can send each other links to other stuff we should be avoiding!! :silly:

[fluffernutter]

17. put on your pimpin shirt and go out!

;) you are quite tan, btw