dating to save people from Hell!!

[pres2032]

http://datetosave.com/


i'm pretty sure this is a brillant joke, but i'd be scared if it wasn't.

[Deja Q]

1. I read her 10 tips and I've come to one conclusion:

She needs a man more than I do.

[JimmyJazz]

2. ROTFLMAO -

:wtf: is Missionary Dating?

I mean, I think I know, but...

[NoodleBoy]

3. for the sake of every other fundy nutjob evangelical...

Quote:
"What happens if the person I am dating becomes a Christian?

Praise God!!! That hasn't happened to me yet (still just planting seeds!), but you have two choices: Dump him and start dating a better-looking nonbeliever... or keep dating the person you're with now. I'd just see how hot he (or she) is and base the decision on that. The Bible says "man looks at the outward appearance; God looks at the heart." We're definitely not God, so just decide if your date is hot enough for you (after praying about it, of course)."

... I hope this is a joke.

[NoodleBoy]

4. found an actually serious post in its forum!

http://datetosave.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=429

Posted by Annabella:

Hi, my name's Annabella and I've just registered here. I have this problem because my boyfriend is a Muslim and I've explained to him that his religion is evil and wrong in the eyes of Our Saviour Jesus Christ but he just doesn't get it. I don't know what I can do to help convert him? I love him and the thought of him going to Hell for following a false religion really scares me. One of my friends pointed me in the direction of this site, I hope you guys can help me. Thanks. "

Reply by PhilSDMF:

"f*** his brains out."

[Threedifferentones]

6. That thread

is hilarious.

[pres2032]

8. i think (hope) that one is a joke too

hopefully...



edit: I actually read that thread and she is serious:

You don't know anything about him, just because he is a Muslim doesn't mean he isn't a good person in many ways. That's my dilema really, can he be a Muslim and a good person? I'm so confused!

:scared:

[CarbonDate]

5. ha, ha

That's pretty funny. You can't e-mail her for a date, which is disappointing, since I was going to try to have some fun with her, being a pagan, and all.

[Coyote_Bandit]

7. I Know a Guy Who was the Victim of Missionary Dating

He is a mechanic. After the girl took him to church a couple of times she got him to work on her car. He ended up putting in 2 full days of labor (his time) and spending $500 on parts. And the girl had her parents meet him and agree to let him work on the car. Did I mention that the girl was nearly 30 years old at the time and fully employed? Girl dumped guy 1 week after he fixed her car.

[pres2032]

9. worst post EVER!!

"Quote:
Me, I dont subscribe to any religion, but if I had to choose, it would definately be Islam, which is the most logical religion ever.


Try not to fly any planes into buildings. Thank you."

and

"Also, what religion one "subscribes" to is a lot of who someone is. For example, you want to be Muslim, which means you probably want to blow up some people. "


http://datetosave.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=348

[HEyHEY]

10. What kinda dumb fuck would fall for that shit?

Cute guys can get laid by cute girls...what the hell do they need her for?