matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 05:57 PM
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OK - The "Calorie Commando" On FoodTV Is A Wanted Man!

THE HUNT IS ON!!!! x(

get this JACKASS off my TV!!!

what a waste.

CAULIFLOWER HASH BROWNS???

:puke:

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Dec-15-04 05:58 PM
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1. Ugh - that guy SUCKS!!!!

Him and the low carb loser need to be removed from FoodTV post haste!

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:05 PM
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2. i'm in the mood to kill tonight

KILL!!!

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:06 PM
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3. I'll join you on the "Group W" Bench.

I wanna see veins in my teeth.

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:07 PM
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4. eat dead burnt bodies

KILL!!!

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CornField

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:10 PM
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6. blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:10 PM
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7. we were playin' with our pencils on the group "W" bench

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CornField

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:14 PM
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13. Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send your fingerprints off

Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 06:15 PM by CornField

to Washington.

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:15 PM
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14. I don't want a pickle

i just wanna ride on my motorcy.........cle

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CornField

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:18 PM
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16. motorsickle

even :)

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redqueen

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:25 PM
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20. And IIIIIIIIIIII don't wanna die

Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 06:25 PM by redqueen

that's the line that goes before 'motor cy... cle'

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evil genius

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:08 PM
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5. i couldn't agree more

and that so-called perky bitch rachel ray must also go. $40 a day my ass. "Oh let's go to Tuscany and see what a cheap skate I am". That's not a vacation, that's being a bum. You're in fucking Tuscany, god damn it, spend your ass off!

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GRLMGC

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:24 PM
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18. Gaahhhh

What the hell is wrong w/ her? I'm gonna make a parody where I go to taco bell and start acting like her stupid, perky ass. "Wow, an authentic Mexican meal! It's so fantastic!" GAHHHHHH

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redqueen

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:11 PM
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8. Hey... cauliflower hash browns sound pretty good to me!

MMmmmmm... hash browns...

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:13 PM
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11. Yeah

as long as you substitute potatoes for the cauliflower, and throw a load of cheese in there, I'm all over it! :9

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redqueen

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:16 PM
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15. I'll take either!

:hi:

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DS1

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:11 PM
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9. CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AND MAKE SKULL SOUP!

Now with 50% more Mad Cow!! :grr: :nuke:

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:13 PM
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12. give me a little........

"not that you would but you COULD"

C'MON BABY!!!!!

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DS1

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:22 PM
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17. TARGET ACQUIRED!

3 MPH WIND NE!!

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:24 PM
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19. "I'm writing to inform you that ............

a Remington in no way would be an effective......

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DS1

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:25 PM
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21. ... deep fryer penetrating weapon

Edited on Wed Dec-15-04 06:26 PM by DS1

and in fact is particularly ineffective against most known vegatables :7

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matcom

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:27 PM
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22. "I shot a gigantic hole through the long end of the Pickle"

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DS1

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:28 PM
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23. I made that pickle WISH it was Saurkraut!

;-)

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AlCzervik

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Wed Dec-15-04 06:12 PM
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10. I find him and knee cap him if you take care of the

"Low carb and lovin it!!" guy.

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