Only one comment I can think of for this...

[Archae]

"Let's see now, set it on 'Low,' 'Medium,' 'High' or 'Need skin graft afterwards'?" :D

http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm

[markbark]

1. OH..........MY............GAWD! (n/t)

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[Dookus]

2. ooooh!

The Jerk-o-Matic 3000!

[radwriter0555]

3. OUCH. or get a life that involves interacting with actual HUMANS

instead.

What you mens will do... for sex... is just astounding.

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

[Padraig18]

4. Hmphhh!

I prefer the real thing, thank you! :)

[SoCalDem]

5. Wow.. It's The "Jerk-O-Matic" 4000

just in time for Christmas :)

[Ivory_Tower]

6. My first thought was

"How lazy can a person get?"

[TrogL]

7. You're going to stick that.....

where?????

I'll stick with carrots.

[Cush]

8. ouch

and when it goes nuts (pardon the pun) and rips your dick off???

[TreasonousBastard]

9. 400 BUCKS!!!!!

If I got the exchange rate right.

That's a lot of handjobs from Dizzy Lizzie down the street.

[nedlogg]

10. The Japanese . . .

they think of everything!

[Deja Q]

11. I need to know

How you found that site! :evilgrin:

[Archae]

12. Lots of weird stuff here:

www.memepool.com

[Deja Q]

13. Thanks!

That's good readin'! :D

[Elidor]

14. Hey, love the illustration!

:thumbsup: Some languages are universal. I can read the whole thing without knowing a word of Japanese. Note the blurred motion of the hand, and the heavy-duty shock-absorbing arm - this baby is built to take some punishment! "Happy-Goh Orgasm Device comes with handy built-in vibrator! AC adapter provided. Batteries extra. Get yours today and SAVE! SAVE! SAVE! (Happy-Goh Orgasm Device should not be eaten. Please do not use Happy-Goh Orgasm Device as blender. Keep away from small, furry animals.)

[GregW]

15. There's some really funny stuff on that site ...