Suppliers on the internet love me!!!

[Beer Snob-50]

I opened my e-mail this morning and got tons of e-mails from housewives looking for sex, people offering my cheap viagra as well as other fun medicines, chances to make tons of money. Is this what they call the information superhighway?

[LiberalinNC]

1. No, that's what you call Republican OWNED companies!

[demnan]

2. My work email embarasses me

I mean some of the filth that comes in between the client requests that I actually want to read is so unspeakably pornographic, I feel like I'm watching a dirty movie just to read the titles.

[Beer Snob-50]

3. I have a filter that finds key words in these missives and sends them

to my deleted folder. I then look down to make sure that there is nothing that shouldn't be in there and delete them.

[lpbk2713]

4. About every other day they tell me that my mortgage application

has been approved. That's strange. I was sure I paid off the house I'm living in a couple of years ago.

[Beer Snob-50]

5. Many though open it up and click on all the links

and open unknown chaos into their lives.