Wash Away Your Sins Starter Gift Basket
One "Wash Away Your Sins" liquid hand soap, one healing hand lotion, and one auto air freshener. In Easter lily and citrus scent - in lovely gift basket.
One "Wash Away Your Sins" liquid hand soap, one healing hand lotion, and one auto air freshener. In Easter lily and citrus scent - in lovely gift basket.
Dimensions: 7" x 9" x 6"
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weight 1.60 lbs
price: $ 21.95
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HandzOff Antimasturbatory Gum - 6 pack
Chew HandzOff and keep both hands free all day!
Two HandzOff chews offer 4 to 6 hours of relief. You may chew up to 120 pieces daily as needed.
Don't be a jerk. Buy some for your circle of friends!
Comes wrapped in cellophone (FREE) or a plain brown wrapper ($2.00).
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weight 0.19 lbs
price: $ 5.95
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/image.php?productid=16312Lucifer's Toy Chest
Banned Christmas Toys
This year, Satan's shopping list of Christmas gifts are guaranteed to send your child to prison – and you to a shallow grave. The following Christmas toys are banned from purchase. Be warned: If one of these items is found in your home or on your person, then you'll have to find yourself another place to worship, for you are no longer welcome at this Godly church.
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1204/blacklist.html Sponge Bob Square Pants - This lewd and perverted nelly little yellow cartoon character is causing chaos in Christian homes across America. Not only does Sponge Bob encourage children to question their parents' gender - but if you flip him upside down, his eyes and nose become engorged genitals
Leap Start Learning Table - Marketed to Caucasian children and Colored adults, this so-called "Learning Table" spits out lies about math, science and other secular bunk Christ-haters teach in public schools. We suggest you just start your toddler out with an illustrated King James Bible and a spanking instead.
iPod Mini - Children will download Satanic siren calls from punk rockers like Clay Akin onto this device. The iPod is not equipped with a child safety lock so Christian parents don't know if their kids are listening to Pastor's sermons or Lucifer's belches. Apple also uses a logo that mocks the Lord by embracing the symbol of fallen man.