Who was the last person you kicked the shit out of?

[HEyHEY]

:-)

Sorry felt a true smartass thread was needed.

[enigmatic]

1. my wife!

.........in Scrabble;)

[RagingInMiami]

2. Some guy who was hitting on my girlfriend last year

[REP]

3. Some Guy Trying To Steal My Purse

He didn't get it.

[whirlygigspin]

4. Stephen Harper

lol

[HEyHEY]

5. Man I'd love to do that

[tuvor]

8. I tried at the polls. Didn't work in my riding.

It was a close one, too. And the evening of the vote, my sister-in-law admitted in front of her 11-year old son that she didn't vote because it wouldn't have made any difference!
:mad:
Right after that, the race was literally two votes apart for quite a while.

[porkrind]

6. Why? You want some of ME ?!?!?

Mostly, the world just kicks the shit out of me. :(

[HEyHEY]

7. You need to get a talk from Dee Schnider

[the Princess]

9. My sister

No I won't elaborate.

[CO Liberal]

33. Let The Record Show....

...that knowing The Princess's sister, I'm sure she deserved it.

:-)

[Placebo]

10. I've never been in a physical fight before.

I guess I'm lucky? The scary thought though is, it's bound to happen sooner or later. Later, hopefully, than sooner. :scared:

[HEyHEY]

11. No it's not don't sweat it

There's people....many people that go their entire lives without a fight.

[Placebo]

12. I hope I'm one of those people.

I'm a lover not a fighter, yo.

[tigereye]

36. that would be me

[Not a robought]

13. This really vile freeper-type supervisor at work

I've been sharing office space with her this past week at my new job and she is incredibly vulgar, evil, poisonous. The CEO is going to have her fired tomorrow and I will be taking her place. All non-violently though. That count?

[Nay]

14. Some creep trying to snatch me out of my car -- he did not

succeed. I am convinced my bones would be mouldering in a shallow grave if he had.

[guitar man]

15. a guy that pulled a knife on me

sent his ass to the hospital with multiple cuts, contusions, abrasions and broken bones.

[sasquatch]

16. My old man

Don't want to elaberate.

[rhino47]

19. Hugs sas xoxoxoxo

I am so sorry to hear that.Hugs from the rhino clan !

[sasquatch]

51. Thanks!!

[keischin]

17. Brad Pitt

not really, I wouldn't "hurt" him.

[rhino47]

18. The only fight I ever got into was with a man in Big Lots

I was there buying my daughters a few gifts for xmas a few years ago.I was in the toy department and I saw this guy staggering through toys to get to the tool department.I could smell bourbon from 10 feet away.He had his son who was about 7 years old with him.The boy wanted to stop to look at toys.The man hit the kid so hard he literally flew 5 feet into a display of barbies.I didnt even think .I picked up a ball bat.When the man went to go after the kid again I hit him in the balls with the bat and on the back of the head.
My husband came running.When the man got up to come after me my husband and two other customers pulled him off me.That time my alligator mouth almost got my hummingbird arse in trouble.
It still depresses me to this day about that boy.
I think if the father did that to him in public what did the poor child go through at home?

[arwalden]

26. ** I Just HAVE To Say It: This Story Sounds Like HORSE SHIT To Me **

This has all the markings of one of those "true" stories with lots of drama, tears, villains... the tugging-of-heartstrings... and they almost always have a hero or a moral-message.

There may be a kernel of truth that served as the seed of the story. And the original "based on a true story" event may have even happened to the story-teller... but more than likely it's a friend-of-a-friend (x2).

The details vary from telling to telling and usually get exaggerated with each new incarnation. Many of my well-meaning (and often gullible) family and friends email stories like this to me.

Mind you, I've made no judgments of you *personally*, nor can I categorically state that this story is an exaggeration. Indeed it might very well have happened as you said.

I'm just letting you know what I think this story *sounds* like to me. Call me suspicious, but this one doesn't pass my smell test.

-- Allen

Also... as heartwrenching as it was, there were some things that caused me to have serious doubts about that story of the cat getting shot in the face. Oh well, call me suspicious.

[DS1]

28. My version was in an Army/Navy store, I made the abusive

fellow eat a grenade after sticking the pin up his ass with my foot.

For real! ;-)

[arwalden]

31. You Screwball!!

:hi:

[tigereye]

37. unfortunately Allen

there are people who treat their children like that. :(

[arwalden]

39. But That Fact Doesn't Make The Events Of This Story True.

[tigereye]

43. fair enough

:)

[rhino47]

46. I really do not care if you believe it or not ar

Because I know it happened exactly as I described.In fact it still bothers me to this day.The boys life and the fact I let myself be induced to violence is not one of my proud moments.If you think its bullshit thats your issue not mine.Nor shall I make the issue mine.I think you are an interesting articulate person.However this time you are incorrect.

[arwalden]

49. As I Said... I Have No Proof One Way Or The Other...

Your response is about what I expected. I can only tell you that there are some elements of the story that just don't pass my smell test.

-- Allen

[Susang]

38. What did you do when the store called the police?

Were you charged with assault?

[rhino47]

47. I got a in minor trouble

disorderly conduct.However that later haunted me when I arrested at a protest outside of pittsburg it was mentioned I had a "history of civil disturbance"

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. I am surprised it wasn't a minor assault charge.

That would make more sense. Is the father suing?

[Beer Snob-50]

20. you wanna piece of me..

well do you tough guy!!!

[rhino47]

21. Only if i have a ball bat ready

tough girl thank you very much lol.

[Beer Snob-50]

23. XXOOXXOO

:hug: you really scared me....

[Qanisqineq]

22. I'm GOING to kick the shit out of my husband very soon

other than that, I don't think I've ever kicked anything out of anyone.

[TyeDye75]

24. My mums abusive ex boyfriend. nt/

[Champ]

25. Probaly my younger brother when I was 12 or 13

I've gotten into a few squabbles here and there but no one got the shit kicked out of them.

[TX-RAT]

27. Never had my ass whipped

After 21 yrs in law enforcement, i can't remember all the fights I've had. They got cuffed, i went home. In my book that makes me the winner.( Had to stop by the ER a couple of times on the way. )
Now there was a time when i was 9 and a young lady named Valorie decided i didn't need to walk down her street any more. After 2 fights i managed to find another way to school. That was one tough girl. She is now a painting contractor in a small west TX town, and doing very well. I still won't mess with her.

[Z_I_Peevey]

29. My son's middle-school principal got an ass-whuppin',

at least metaphorically. He was reduced to a puddle of apology after I finished.

Physically, well, we won't go there. Let's just say I scared the crap out of myself, and I avoid conflict whenever possible.

[jukes]

30. animal abuser

a few years back. saw some ass-hat kicking his dog whilst walking it, when i lived in midtown atlanta.

chewed his butt, he pushed; i snapt his right clavicle. willow-leaf palm.



jukes misses partying someXs...

[skygazer]

32. One of my best friends

This was about ten years ago. I don't remember what the hell she had done but I was livid. I lived on a farm at the time and she came driving down and stopped in front of my house. She rolled down the window and I said, "get out of the car."

She said, "no because you're going to hit me." I said, "okay" and clocked her through the open window, opened the door, dragged her out and beat her like a red headed stepchild.

Her friend, who was with her, got out and kind of timidly tapped me on the shoulder - "uh, excuse me..." I just slapped her away and continued, pausing briefly to remove the keys from the car and throw them into the pasture so my victim could not escape.

The friend wandered off into the high grass looking for the keys, I continued to pummel my friend, and eventually, she got away and ran down the street.

We still laugh about it. :shrug:

[Dzimbowicz]

34. I saw someone let a door kick the shit out of them

Really, their foot caught the bottom of the door, hit their head; and, get this: it happened a second time within two seconds.

[HEAVYHEART]

45. Buwhahahaha!

:D

[City Lights]

35. My cousin.

I was 11 or 12 at the time, and he was picking on my younger sister (DUer named borlis). I told him to knock it off, but he wouldn't. I gave him a bloody nose and broke his glasses. He never messed with her (or me) again.

[GOPBasher]

40. Myself.

Multiple Personality Disorder is a bitch.

[midnight armadillo]

41. My best friend

Although, it was probably more of a mutual asskicking. 10 years ago, we were teens, we had a purple-nurple, aka titty twister, aka twist the crap out of each other's nipples, wrestling match/battle. I could barely wear a t-shirt the next day, but I think he was worse off.

In an aikido belt test a few years back I threw my partner hard enough for him to have back spasms later that night. I felt bad about that, although he was amused.

Then there was the stubborn air filter cover in my Subaru's engine bay. I kicked its ass through total dissassembly, ha!

That's about it. Do these count?

[Beetwasher]

42. Some Dickhead On The Subway Who Attacked Me

Dumbest thing he ever did...Before that it was the Super of my building who came after me with a nightstick! That was crazy...But after I kicked his ass, he never gave me any shit when I told him to fix stuff in my apt...

[mogster]

44. A neoCon/Freeper hanging out on a Norwegian board ;-)

Virtually speaking, of course.

[Wonk]

48. Metaphorically speaking? Some "journalist" who posts on a board I post on,

who writes like he failed grade 10 english. He gets quite flustered whenever I point out his mistakes, and even resorts to vague insinutations of threatening bodily harm. It's pretty funny, actually :-)

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. - Isasc Asimov