GAWD DAMNED TELEPHONE!

[Hubert Flottz]

Phone: Oh, Im' sorry did we inturupt your meal?
Irate American: Will You #$%@#$@!@#*ers Quit Calling Me!
Phone: Allright, we'll call back later, Thank You!

I can't wait till the marketeers start ringing my chimes again! I hope the ones that keep bombarding my email worrying about the size of my %$@#eR start calling me up on the phone!

Phone: Sir did you know that you could add 14" and twenty seven pounds, to the size of your whangdang?
Irate American: Ask your Momma if I knew!
Phone: Allright, We'll Call Back Later, Thank You!

What do you tell your kids about those adds on the email!

[VOX]

1. Yes, I fear that telemarketers will be back with a vengeance...

Time to finally get caller ID.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I've had that for years and it's worth EVERY penny!

When the unknown caller comes up I keep on keeping on! The corporate vultures have an army of underemployed employees just waiting in the wings! They sent their real jobs to China, but they should have sent the bosses there instead! The consumers could create a massive corporate shockwave if they'd all disconnect phones for about a month and quit paying momma Bell!

[Maine Mary]

3. What I'd like to know is why

there are so many of those ads in the first place. Is the P- enlargement market that much in demand? :shrug: I don't think it'd work for me anyway. Umm, for obvious reasons. Nor would I want it to. Sorry Freud your P-envy theory is stuiped. :-)

[emad]

4. I get those on my email all the time. Feel like replying with a

photo of my husband's pride and glory, but never enough room to do it justice....hehe.....

[Hubert Flottz]

5. It ain't fair they totally ignore you gals!

Isn't there a name for that very thing? The Dreaded D word!

Phone: Hello Mam, I'd like to tell you how to add inches to your Butt!
Irate American: You stupid %@#&^%**^&er I've spent my entire adult life trying to subtract inches from my Butt!
Phone: Allright We'll Call Back Later, Thank You!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. Pound Key

my friend says when the telemarketers call, she presses the pound key repeatedly, and they don't call back. Apparently it drives them, or their computers, nuts. I just hang up the phone with a bang!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. Maybe the Pound Key pounds some sense into their talking .....

heads! I might try my boat whistle!