Jack rats himself out

[trof]

Jack will be three next June.
He is my grandson.
Daddy took him to get his hair cut yesterday afternoon.
Jack didn't seem to mind his first haircut a year or so ago.
Now he does mind.
VERY much.
They were gone a long time.

When they returned, daddy looked like a whipped dog.
"Jesus Keerist! He was wild. Manic. I finally had to sit in the barber's chair, put a bear hug on him, and hold his head still. He fought me every inch of the way. I need a drink and then I'm going to bed."

Jack walked up to mommy with a big smile on his face.
"I were BAAAAD."
Then he walked into the dining room and climbed up into his time-out chair.
Self inflicted punishment.
Stoic.
Might as well get it over with.

Mommy and daddy started laughing and went in and busted him out of stir.
Was this a carefully laid plan to escape punishment?
hmmmm

[GOPisEvil]

1. Your grandson has more integrity than the President of the USA.

:thumbsup:

[trof]

2. I hadn't looked at it that way,

but you're right.
;-)