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This is pretty long, so bear with me.
In the past couple of weeks, the fundies have been all up in arms that Americans are wishing each other "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas." Also, in the last couple of weeks our cover music vendor (Muzak) has been playing nothing but Christmas songs.
I have not so coincidentally noticed that a lot of those songs don't have the word "Christmas" in them. So let's use a few of the non-Christmas Christmas songs to prove this point.
First, the 1952 chestnut "It's The Most Wonderful Time of the Year" It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year With the kids jingle belling And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer" It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year It's the hap - happiest season of all With those holiday greetings and gay happy meetings When friends come to call It's the hap - happiest season of all
There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year There'll be much mistltoeing And hearts will be glowing When love ones are near It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories of Christmases long, long ago
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year There'll be much mistltoeing And hearts will be glowing When love ones are near It's The Most Wonderful Time It's The Most Wonderful Time It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year
And this 1942 favorite "Happy Holiday" from the movie "Holiday Inn," which contains the phrase "Christmas tree" but I'll let them slide over that one: Happy Holiday Happy Holiday While the merry bells keep ringing May your every wish come true
Happy Holiday Happy Holiday May the calendar keep bringing Happy Holidays to you
It's the holiday season And Santa Claus is coming back The Christmas snow is white on the ground When old Santa gets into town He'll be coming down the chimney, down Coming down the chimney, down
It's the holiday season And Santa Claus has got a toy For every good girl and good little boy He's a great big bundle of joy He'll be coming down the chimney, down Coming down the chimney, down
He'll have a big fat pack upon his back And lots of goodies for you and me So leave a peppermint stick for old St. Nick Hanging on the Christmas tree
It's the holiday season With the whoop-de-do and hickory dock And don't forget to hang up your sock 'Cause just exactly at 12 o'clock He'll be coming down the chimney Coming down the chimney Coming down the chimney, down!
Happy Holiday Happy Holiday While the merry bells keep bringing Happy Holidays to you
Happy Holiday Happy Holiday May the calendar keep bringing Happy Holidays to you To you Happy Holiday Happy Holiday Happy Holiday.......FADE
There are a lot of them--Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell Rock, Sleigh Ride...and ALL of them predate the fundie "OMG, That Christmas Greeting Didn't Say Merry Christmas--I've Lost My Religion Over This" fret.
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