This is a dog license with the word 'dog' crossed out and 'cat' written in

[BurtWorm]

in crayon.

[name not needed]

1. ?

host it before you post it

[skygazer]

2. 'is name's Eric

Are all your pets named Eric?

[gmoney]

3. Are all your pets called Eric?

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Songs/EricTheHalfABee.html

"Cyril Connelly?"

[BurtWorm]

4. There's nothing so odd about that.

Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!

[Osamasux]

5. Half a bee is better than none, I always say.

[BurtWorm]

7. Half a bee, philosophically, must, ipso facto, half not be.

But half the bee
has got to be,
vis a vis
its entity - do you see?

But can a bee
be said to be
or not to be
an entire bee
when half the bee
is not a bee
due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, 1 2 3,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this retched demi-bee,
half asleep upon my knee,
some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee.

Fiddle dee dum,
Fiddle dee dee,
Eric the half bee.

Ho ho ho,
Tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive employee-ee-ee
bisected accidentally
one summer afternoon by me
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally...
...semi-carnally



The end

"Cyril Connelly?"
No! "Semi-carnally"
Oh!

Cyril Connelly

[louis-t]

6. "E's 'ad and accident"

Used to listen to this in French class on the 'eadphones instead of French language tapes. 1973. Egad!