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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 02:41 PM
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Did you cry on Santa's lap?
I did. If my scanner was working i'd post the pic.

Santa Claus is not happy.
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procopia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 02:55 PM
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1. My 2-year old grandson pulled off Santa's beard and kicked him
...accidently, of course. He isn't a violent child, he just didn't want to sit on Santa's lap.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 03:45 PM
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2. The kids know that Santa is an anagram of Satan. Hmmm,
did the liberals inject the name "Santa" into the table where everybody was thinking "Well, what shall we call this non-existent being who gives them capitalistic-inducing toys?"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 03:48 PM
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3. I wouldn't get on his lap ever
I have this fear of clowns and my parents told me that when i was little i thought Santa was part of cult of clowns.
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-18-04 03:56 PM
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4. I did'nt care to much for Santa
Edited on Sat Dec-18-04 03:58 PM by samplegirl
but clowns were a whole differnt story. Lived for the circus to come
to town because those lively clowns always threw handfuls of candy.
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