ForrestGump is not my lover

[short bus president]

but between you and me, he could captain MY shrimp trawler any day of the week! :evilgrin:

[Misunderestimator]

1. And Billie Jean is not MY lover...

[short bus president]

2. BIlly Jean King is not my lover!

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Well, ForrestGump is my lover. And you keep yer paws off him.

He ain't comin' anywhere near yer shrimp trawler.

[short bus president]

5. Don't make me

hafta beat you silly with a box of chocolates, Miss Fuzzy!

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

6. But I love chocolates.

As long as I get to eat them later, you can beat me with them first.

[short bus president]

7. Damn, baby!

Do I get to tie you down with a licorice rope, first? ;-)

[FuzzySlippers]

8. Now yer just gettin' kinky.

[SOteric]

13. She says that like it's a bad thing.

:shrug:

[short bus president]

14. No kidding!

I'll bet she doesn't drink cleaning fluids for kicks, either. :P

[SOteric]

4. Forrest Gump is not my brother...

He's just heavy...

:7

(Just funnin' ya, Gump-boy)

[ForrestGump]

11. Heavy duty

Heavy duty rock 'n' roll. :P

[TroubleMan]

9. I'm not a smart man, Jen-nee,

but I know how to fuck.

(That was my favorite line of the movie)

[ForrestGump]

10. You fickle, fickle man

You'd sing a different song if I was back there trawling your sediments again, baby...

And that's all I have to say about that.

[short bus president]

12. Tease!

:P

[SarahB]

15. Obviously not.

He's not some two bit ho. :P

You on the other hand, shortbus. Well, let's just say Lysol was invented for a purpose! :scared: