* names Buford T. Justice for Sec. of Homeland Security

[DesEtoiles]

Boss Hogg was not available...

[BlueManDude]

1. He can wield The Buford Stick n/t

[blue neen]

2. But he did get a pair of Daisy Dukes for Laura.

And they drive around Crawford in the General Lee. Condi rides shotgun.

[DesEtoiles]

3. you can buy Daisy Dukes wider than they are long?

[blue neen]

4. Good question.

I believe Condi whipped them up last week at Camp David. You know these Stepford Wives have to do everything they can to turn on their men! :silly:

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. that's a good one

and how about Billy Jack?

All of those movies were so awful. :crazy:

[Paleocon]

7. Who played "Mitchell"???

MST3K did an awesome job tearing apart that movie!

[proud2BlibKansan]

9. In which movie?

[Paleocon]

13. Look for MST3K on DVD they spoofed one movie per episode..

This one was a classic, they spoofed the movie "Mitchell"...

[GAspnes]

11. Joe Don Baker

And for a very long time I had MST3K sounds implanted in my copy of Doom II -- everytime an Imp died it would scream "MITCHELL!"

[Paleocon]

14. LOL... Good old Doom II....

I miss the days of playing with Autoexec and Config.sys to try and get a new game to play...

Thanks for the Joe Don Baker assist!

:thumbsup:

[GAspnes]

16. you're welcome

now toss me that BFG.

[Paleocon]

18. LOL!!!

id dt

That's the only code I remember...

[Paleocon]

6. That's too funny...

"Why thank you there nice lady."....

In breaking news... W submits Gomer Pyle to replace Donald Rumsfeld...

More at 11....

[blue neen]

8. I sincerely believe with all my heart that Gomer Pyle

would do a better job than Rumsfeld. Now where could we put Goober?

[proud2BlibKansan]

10. And Aunt Bee would be lots better than

Condi ;(

[Paleocon]

12. Definately...

That's the spirit...

[Placebo]

15. When IS He Gonna Do It Though?

Seriously, he named Kerik like THAT! *cue finger snap sound effect & visual*

What's taking so bloody long now?

[GOPisEvil]

17. Will Flash be the new mascot?

:shrug: