i saw a real freeper yesterday!

[PittPoliSci]

it was quite nauseating! i was working (i now work at blockbuster video) and he came in wearing his "http://freerepublic.com" sweatshirt. i scowled at him. he walked past me and scowled back. i assume he knew why i was scowling, and henceforth scowled because he saw my car emblazoned with the DEMOCRATICUNDERGROUND.com bumper sticker in the parking lot.

there was nothing other than an exchange of dirty looks. i flipped out after he left and informed my coworkers (all dems) why i was all incensed. we agreed that he was a bastard, and that was the end of it.

[Guaranteed]

1. Shoulda found some kind of pointy object

and shoved it up his ass.

:)

[Lucky Luciano]

6. If he is a Freeper, then

he already has way too many sticks shoved up his ass...they are some tightly wound freaks.

[Turn CO Blue]

2. Did you spray the store with Lysol after he left?

[PittPoliSci]

3. the more i think about it...

the more funny of a smell the store had.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. Oh, so they DO exist!

I always assumed that they were only, like, 12 actual FR members and they all just used lots and lots of sockpuppets.

I mean, it's not like it'd be out of character; that's how they skew online polls to make it seem like there's more conservatives than there actually are.

[Placebo]

5. What did he look like????

Was he white or a minority? Was he short or fat? Was he dressed well or badly? Was he old or young? I'm so cuuuuuuuuurious, I've never seen one in the flesh before :P

[PittPoliSci]

7. white, definetly white.

he was about 5' 10", 215 lbs. blue jeans, boots. middle aged, grey hair, grey moustache, he wasn't dirty, just...

odd.

not badly dressed. i wish i knew what kind of a vehicle he rode in on.

[Placebo]

10. I'm sure he's a loving decent man...

:eyes:

[Lone_Star_Dem]

11. Hmph, that's disappointing..

I was hoping for some Neanderthal type creature. That is how I have always pictured them. :shrug:

[PittPoliSci]

12. yeah me too...

upon reflection, he seemed nice, despite his obvious deficiencies.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Me too!

I want all the details. Mono-brow or not, was he dragging his knuckles, etc.

[PittPoliSci]

9. he just looked like the vulgar of the area.

nothing to standoutish. i wish he had a monobrow though, i would've died laughing if he did.

[da_chimperor]

13. Did he have bucked teeth and an eyebrow ridge?