Start wishing people Saturnalia Felix

[ZombieNixon]

(sat-urn-ALE-ee-uh FEE-liks)
or Nollaig Maith (KNOLL-aig mye)

They're ancient pagan festivals celebrated around Christmas time (Roman and Irish, respectively). Most reactions will be :wtf:s but it's good for self-satisfaction.

[MASSAFRA]

1. I learned

about the Saturnalia in my college Latin class.

[seaj11]

2. "Christmas" was deliberately created around Saturnalia

in an effort to convert the Romans.

[soothsayer]

3. Don't forget to unchain your statues of Saturn

it's the only time of the year he's free