Scavery or Cromulence?

[short bus president]

Poll question: Scavery or Cromulence?

OK, so it's kind of a lame poll, since nobody knows what the one word means, and the other is a made-up Simpsons word with multiple and varied meanings. But if you sing the subject line to yourself, to the tune of "Ebony and Ivory," it has weird al potential.

[cruadin]

1. I thought the word was "promulent" from the Simpsons...

but I could be wrong.
I still feel enbiggened to be on DU.

[short bus president]

2. Indeed, DU is an embiggening experience.

Especially the Lounge.

:hi: A belated welcome, to ya.

And I stand by "cromulent" and its derivatives. ;-)

[Kurovski]

18. Is not "cromulent" itself

a perfectly cromulent word?

[fluffernutter]

4. welcome, cruadin!

[fluffernutter]

3. what a cromulent poll, SBP!

definitely cromulence by far :P

[short bus president]

5. You must be one of the

"No Scavering!" crowd. Do you by any chance know anybody in Sanitation in Orange County, NC?

[fluffernutter]

12. only you, luv, only you.

you crack me up! :D

omg, i just googled "scavering" and your cromulent DU profile came up!

[GOPisEvil]

6. I'd rather be cromulent than scavery!

I hate when I'm craptacular though.

[short bus president]

7. Can't a guy be both?

And possibly even craptacular at the same time, on Sunday mornings, after Sabado Gigante?

[AntiFascist]

10. what about crapulent?

what a word...crapulent.

[miss_kitty]

8. Both-Bath AND Shower

ooops! wrong poll!

:hi:

[short bus president]

9. Hola, senorita!

How are you and Miss Cromulent Stella doin' this evening?

[miss_kitty]

11. We're fine

We went to visit other people. We had a good time.

[miss_kitty]

14. How are Stangle and Althea?

Did you stay home or go to your folks to watch the game yestiddy?

[short bus president]

15. I stayed home, of course.

But I visited today. They gave me food. That's always nice. Suffer a visit, get food. Come to think of it, it's very much the same relationship they have with the wild animals they feed, except that I actually speak to 'em and such. At least I don't think the other wild animals speak to 'em. :shrug:

And on edit - both puppies are most cromulent, thanks. ;-)

[antigone382]

13. Other, you obstreperous jackanapes!

(yes, those are actual words, though it's kind of redundant since a jackanapes is an obstreperous person)

[short bus president]

16. Yer an obstetricianpus jackalcakes!

:P

[antigone382]

17. You win. I can't compete with that.

But you're still obstreperous.

[FuzzySlippers]

19. I voted cromulence 'cuz I suspect these scavery activities

aren't altogether cromulent.

[JimmyJazz]

20. Good morning, Fuzzy Slippers!

I was wondering how this got back on the front page! :hi:

I'm pretty sure short bus is still sleeping off lasts nights scavery activities - it's not noon yet, ya know. But, now would be a good time to talk about him behind his back! :P

I hear his feet stink. And you?