It's almost Festivus; I'm polishing the pole

Fiona

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:37 PM
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It's almost Festivus; I'm polishing the pole

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sundog

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:38 PM
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1. ummm...

nevermind :7

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short bus president

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:38 PM
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2. You too, huh?

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:47 PM
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5. Me too. Ain't touchin that one.

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short bus president

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:48 PM
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7. Shit.

I didn't think they made poles you wouldn't touch!

:P

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:58 PM
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12. well... I have to admit I am most partial to my own pole

but, when it comes to others, I will leave that up to our rainbow-waving compatriots, thanks.

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wtmusic

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:45 PM
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3. It's not Festivus without a *thoroughly* polished pole

:evilgrin:

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goodboy

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:45 PM
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4. wow.

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njdemocrat106

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:47 PM
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6. Yeah, tinsel is very distracting

A Festivus... for the rest of us!

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SCRUBDASHRUB

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:49 PM
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8. Welcome to DU, Fiona! It's Festivus for the Restofus!

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BattyDem

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:51 PM
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9. "A Festivus, For the Rest of Us!"

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prof_science

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:51 PM
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10. Welcome to DU!

Say, I'm having a party later tonight, come on over! Um, sure, LOTS of people will be there, yeah, that's it...

jk, welcome to DU. really!

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Fiona

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Mon Dec-20-04 04:24 PM
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15. hrmm...

I showed up with a six pack of Pabst, but nobody was there. At least nobody answered the door.....

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prof_science

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:42 PM
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16. Didn't answer door...

...cause I was hoping for Blatz.

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progmom

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:51 PM
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11. Help. Can't. Catch. My. Breath.

Thanks for the laugh!

Oh, and um...don't type "polishing my pole" into google image search if you have someone looking over your shoulder. <gulp!>

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RetroLounge

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Sun Dec-19-04 11:59 PM
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13. *snarf*

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Renew Deal

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:00 AM
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14. yup

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Cuban_Liberal

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:43 PM
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17. No tinsel, dammit!

;)

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:46 PM
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18. Call me when it's time for the airing of grievances...

I'll skip the feats of strength.

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Droolian

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:46 PM
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19. D'you think you should be polishing the pole?

Isn't that commercializing Festivus a little too much?

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Bullwinkle925

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Tue Dec-21-04 12:26 AM
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21. I know....

a place at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. where it can be shoved!!

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:48 PM
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20. Are you using Johnson's Wax to polish this pole?

(Groan)

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=884

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Raster

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Tue Dec-21-04 12:29 AM
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22. Is that what they call it now?

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stranger_with_candy

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Tue Dec-21-04 12:37 AM
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23. you have to wait for Festivus to do that?

every day is Festivus i guess.

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CO Liberal

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Tue Dec-21-04 12:37 AM
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24. NO SEX THREADS!!!!!!

:-)

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