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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:45 AM
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Lock up your daughters cuz I'm Hung for the Holidays

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 06:46 AM by DS1

Featuring

1 Holiday Greetings & Wishes (0:16)
2 Deck the Halls (1:39)
3 O Come All Ye Faithful (2:32)
4 Greeting: Holiday Reminder (0:10)
5 Silver Bells (2:09)
6 Little Drummer Boy (3:24)
7 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (1:51)
8 Winter Wonderland (2:31)
9 Greeting: Hopes & Dreams/We Are the Champions (*)

http://ubl.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,3014029,00.html

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Mon Dec-20-04 06:58 AM
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1. First. Post. Read. This. AM.

Now, to celebrate, I shall now gouge my eyes out with a Taco Bell Spork. Gah.

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:00 AM
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2. I'd start with sticking a Q-Tip through your eardrums

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 07:00 AM by DS1

it'll make the pain go away quicker ;-)

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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:05 AM
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3. Tried that.

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 07:05 AM by Tandalayo_Scheisskop

I recommend a corkscrew. Just that tad bit more efficient. The best tool for the job and damn the expense, I always say.

On edit: Then again, I *could* always gargle with a running Sawzall...

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blueknight

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:24 AM
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4. someone,

please squirt acid in my eyes

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Mayberry Machiavelli

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:26 AM
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5. Isn't dude's 5 minutes of fame up yet? Seriously.

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buddhamama

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:28 AM
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6. i have no idea

who this is but, i'm pretty sure "daughters" are going to lock themselves up. :-)

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:35 AM
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7. hahahah

nice

It's the "She bangs" kid from American Idol, dragging out the last few milliseconds of fame before he's found dead outside a truckstop penniless and hungry.

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buddhamama

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:38 AM
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8. hahaha- yourself

that explains my ignorance i haven't seen the show or heard "She bangs".

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:41 AM
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9. whoa, no need to be so touchy

I was laughing at your 'locking themselves up' comment :-)

Consider yourself fortunate, if anything

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buddhamama

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:45 AM
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10. misunderstanding-

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 07:48 AM by buddhamama

i was laughing too, at your comment that he'll be found penniless...

I do feel fortunate. thanks. :-)

edited Happy Holidays!

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Guaranteed

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:36 AM
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18. Dead, penniless and hungry?

LOL

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matcom

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:46 AM
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11. SHE BANGS!!

x(

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Deja Q

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Mon Dec-20-04 07:54 AM
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12. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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meisje

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Mon Dec-20-04 08:45 AM
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13. Is he related to Onehung Lo?

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:13 AM
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14. I'll ask him when he stops over to personally deliver my copy

:7

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redqueen

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:15 AM
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15. I heard this guy on Stern last week...

Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 11:15 AM by redqueen

it was pretty funny. He is SO straight laced. Stern wants to give him a show. I think that'd be great. :)

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FizzFuzz

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:25 AM
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16. Only the holidays?

What do you do the rest of the time?
:evilgrin:

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:26 AM
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17. I swing

;-)

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FizzFuzz

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:55 AM
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22. perfect time of year for it, then.....

ring-a-ding

If you catch my drift.

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sniffa

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:38 AM
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19. one of Life's greatest ironies

the fact that, whenever anyone hears/thinks of "she bang" they'LL be hearing it in wiLLiam hung's voice, rather than ricky martin.

oh, such fatefuL irony

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Mon Dec-20-04 12:01 PM
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BigMcLargehuge

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:42 AM
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20. that CD was on the record store where I was shopping

his singing sounds like someone microwaving a racoon

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Misunderestimator

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Mon Dec-20-04 11:43 AM
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21. Great thread title!

:thumbsup:

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 05:12 PM
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24. thanks!

:D

/shameless - as if you expected anything else

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jonnyblitz

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Mon Dec-20-04 05:15 PM
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25. sorry to appear pop culturally oblivious BUT

is that the guy from American Idol? I never watched that show but sometimes I catch info about it peripherally.

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DS1

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Mon Dec-20-04 05:24 PM
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26. Yes

:)

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