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liberalpress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 09:46 AM
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I apologize to everyone...
...it is only five days to Christmas and as a liberal I feel haven't done my part in the left-wing conspiracy to steal it. I realize there are only a few days left, so any last-minute holiday stealing suggestions would be appreciated.
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teach1st Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 09:50 AM
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1. Do what I do...
...go down to the mall and tell the kids waiting in line to see Santa that he's a lie perpetrated by fascist, materialistic parents.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 09:54 AM
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2. I usually wait until Christmas Eve, then sneak into Whoville
and steal all the presents, along with my trusty side-kick Max :)
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Phillycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:33 AM
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3. This late in the game, the only thing left to do is
go to the mall Santa line, stand right in front of the kids, and make out with another guy.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:38 AM
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4. BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:hi:
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frictionlessO Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:39 AM
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5. dress up someone of the same sex as santa and you as well...
Edited on Mon Dec-20-04 10:40 AM by frictionlessO
go to the mall and make out in the food court... or in front of the toy store.

edit: dress
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Zenlitened Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-20-04 10:42 AM
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6. Not to worry. We have already successfully...
... made everybody aware that there are several other holiday traditions being celebrated this time of year.

And we've convinced them that acknowledging this simple fact is the polite, decent and neighborly thing to do!

Oh, the depths of evil to which we will sink!
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