Am I a liberal or a progressive?...

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...and if I am the wrong one do I need to find a different board to post to. Is there a 12 step program to recovery if I am the wrong one? Since the correct label seems to be in flux right now how soon will it be before I can be a socialist? A communist? My expereince with the greens is that they are democrats who don't want to be called democrats. When will Canada's NDP party be exported to this country? If it is will the dems start calling themselves old democrats? Are new democrats hipper than old democrats? Who is the coolest? Which label has the prettiest women? Which label has the easiest women? (Upon reflection, my preference would be the second one to the first one.) HELP ME DEFINE MYSELF!!!!