Alright, post the FUNNIEST thing you've EVER seen on the internet

[Guaranteed]

whether it's a video, picture, or a story or other piece of writing....

Here's my submission:

http://www.rubberchickenneck.com/video/pinkey.wmv

This cat goes INSANE. It kind of suffers a bit (not too funny), but toward the end it's HILARIOUS...

I'm sure many have seen it before, but post your own!

[Squatch]

1. That's not very funny.

Funny the guy's balls get perforated, but that cat wasn't having a good time.

[Guaranteed]

4. Yeah, you got the funny part.

And, at the beginning, "He's a very loving cat."

[mark414]

7. there is nothing funny about balls getting hurt

i cringe just thinking about it...

[Wickerman]

2. freerepublic.com - n/t

[XNASA]

3. I always have enjoyed this picture.

[underpants]

5. Star Trek visits Mayberry

http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/startrek/

[Guaranteed]

9. ROFL it's a dump...

They made a webpage for this? :)

[underpants]

11. I love it-that is the greatest single thing I have seen on the web

welll the best thing I can post on DU :evilgrin:

[Guaranteed]

13. For laughs, right? nt

[underpants]

17. Yes for laughs

You just know someone on the Star Trek crew did that as a joke.

[Guaranteed]

23. It's genius, is what it is.

They play it off so straight...

[Phillycat]

18. You're kidding?

Better than a monkey washing a cat? And better than the Thickburger? Better than COWBELL? Wow. Must be pretty damned good. :)

OT: how's the missus feeling? Throwing up at all? And did you guys quit smoking?

[underpants]

22. Bad. no. me no her yes

[Phillycat]

27. Good for her!

Your baby too, you oughta join her in solidarity! :) Okay, lecture over. :loveya: I'm sure you are trying.

God DAMN, that cat is going to be clean when he gets done with it, isn't it?

[Guaranteed]

33. YEAH!! THAT MONKEY CAN SCRUB!! nt

[mr blur]

64. Wow!

"the barber shop is all boarded up"!

[ET Awful]

6. This is probably my all time favorite

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. That was odd

Very strange...Why are there gonads in the lightning?

[ET Awful]

28. Who cares where the lightning gonads are?

The gonads and strife and Artoo's Weeeeeeeeeeeee Beeeep! were enough to make me laugh 'til I choked :)

[Not_Giving_Up]

8. I've seen this before on TV....

The cat is definitely NOT having a good time. The guy got what he deserved though...notice how he's standing....He's supposed to know about animals, right? So, why then, if he has a pissed off cat, would he leave his family jewels open?

[Guaranteed]

12. I don't know...all he had to do was let go of the damned leash.

He let the thing wrap around his leg, like a moron. People with cat experience know that when they get out of control like that, you don't want to keep them ANYWHERE near you...

[matcom]

10. WE LIKE THE MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!

:D

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

[underpants]

15. WOW! Aerosmith looks like crap without make-up

:bounce:

[Squatch]

16. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[Occulus]

70. Heh, cool

That was used in a Quizno's Subs TV commercial:

"Eat Quizno's Suuuuubs
Subs are a DOLLAR OFF
Bring in a COUPON
Any coupon wooooorks"

etc.

Sung to the tune in that link, even. Small world.

[Dukkha]

79. I just want BANG! BANG! BANG!

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/Group_X_video.html

[trumad]

19. .

[GOPisEvil]

25. Pfft!

:thumbsup:

[newsguyatl]

20. AICHA

http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=884

AND http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=875

AND http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=868

[underpants]

29. AICHA! ROCKS!

:thumbsup:

[Guaranteed]

30. LOL

Giving the man UPS? What the hell does she even mean? CPR? ROFL!!

Oh man...that kid can actually sing alright, too- he's just the biggest dork in the world.

The DUI one's from Reno 9/11- definitely one of their best scenes ever, though.

[1monster]

42. DUI

AND http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=875

Now that was funny! I couldn't pass that sobriety test sober, let alone impaired by alcohol!

[medeak]

73. isn't that from Reno 9/11? n/t

[warrens]

21. It has to be the FRetard

With the Get a Brain, Morans sign.

A close second, though, was a thread at FRetard City where a guy was asking Freeper women for suggestions to help some idiot friend of his who had evidently rubbed peanut butter in his hair as a styling gel and couldn't get it out. You sorta had to be there, but it was unintentionally hilarious.

[GOPBasher]

24. I agree with Wickerman.. freerepublic.com is hilarious.

[Zuni]

47. I go there everyday for a good laugh

Sometimes I have to leave because I am laughing so hard---on friday the one freeper who had all of the tall tales really got to me

[matcom]

26. One Of THE FUNNIEST DU Threads Ever!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=30171&forum=DCForumID35&archive=

[Guaranteed]

32. ROFL watching Fox News WITH JOE MCCARTHY'S CORPSE

BY HIS SIDE EVERY NIGHT?? OH MY FUCKING GOD....

[matcom]

34. i remember posting in that thread. tears streaming down my face all day

i'll NEVER get rid of that bookmark :D

[FizzFuzz]

53. it sure was--gave me about three snot attacks all over the monitor !

sign of a sure winner! :thumbsup:

[giant_robot]

31. Poor kitty.

Here's a flying lawnmower: http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=1159

[Guaranteed]

35. WTF?? LOL How in the HELL did they do that?

That is really great with the music...I'm gonna send that around...

[giant_robot]

36. There are other flying things

here. The lawnmower is definitely the best, though.

Edit: typo

[Zuni]

46. What the......?!?

:wtf:

[GOPisEvil]

37. "What not to say at a showing of "Passion of the Christ"

Funniest. DU. Thread. Ever.

[underpants]

39. 250 posts of released rage and hilarity

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=818212

[matcom]

41. YES!!!

:D

[sniffa]

38. this guy

ho, ho ho. that never gets oLd!

[Guaranteed]

40. Well, I prefer the pile on, myself,

maybe with that charmer Lynndie pointin' at em....

[Zuni]

43. That is a nice shower curtain he is wearing

[Beaverhausen]

44. The bible- reinacted with Legos!!!

http://www.thebricktestament.com/

Old and new testament!

[progressoid]

49. I LOVE the bricktestament!

[miss_kitty]

45. From rathergood.com

Buffy Swears
http://www.rathergood.com/buffy/

The Touretteaphone
http://www.rathergood.com/touretteaphone/

Stompy Kitties
http://www.rathergood.com/laibach/

Chillout-Biker kitty
http://www.youthofbritain.com/chillout/

The first two are interactive; It's as funny as you make it! :7

[Karenina]

48. My two...

LOBSTERMAGNET!!! http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/3240/

And from the late, great Wesley Willis... You must HEAR it as the text only delivers its part of the tale. ;-)
I did try to find a link. :-(

They threw me out of Church"

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church
I called one of the deacons a motherfucker
Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language
He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth

They threw me out of church

For the second time, I told the preacher to fuck off
I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's dick
He got so tired of my bullshit
He told one of the deacons to throw me out
He then escorted me to the door

They threw me out of church

When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4
I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head
He fell to the floor unconscious
Suddenly, the police was called on me
I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops

They threw me out of church


Diet Pepsi, uh-huh


My kids pulled Wesley on me. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe as the tears rolled down my face long enough that they became concerned, "Mom, are you OK?" I just looked at 'em and cracked up laughing again.

[babylonsister]

50. How about these beauts?

http://www2.b3ta.com/crackmyknuckles/
or
http://www2.b3ta.com/namethatbeard/

[trumad]

51. Don't forget our Badgers....

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Neoma]

52. hmmm well i think i got it

http://www.geocities.com/greenbulb1/Funk_Finder.html
(my website)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=1352433
(funny pictures of bush)

[FizzFuzz]

54. here's one that always cracks me up:

http://www2.b3ta.com/birmingham/

[FizzFuzz]

55. just found this

[FizzFuzz]

57. and one more

give it time to load. funny music and baaaad animation. Love it.

http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.shtml

[ThoughtCriminal]

56. Me and the Big Guy

Me and the Big Guy
A "1984" Parody
http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/atom_1352

I learned a lot from Citizen 43275B - I think I need to start collecting sock puppets and knock-knock jokes.

And for "Clerks" fans:
http://www.majordamage.org/heroes.html

[FizzFuzz]

59. you mentioned knock knock jokes

here's my alltime favorite:

I've got a greaaaat knock knock joke!!! You start.

(add build up as you see fit)

[Bouncy Ball]

58. These never fail to kill me:

http://www.candyboots.com/

(Trust me, that one will have you rolling.)

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

and of course:

http://www.mycathatesyou.com

"Meow, asshole."

"Yeah, take my picture. I give a shit. I also have sex with your shoes."

[FizzFuzz]

61. I love love love mycathatesyou.

The captions are the best!

way cool web design on candyboots btw.

[Cush]

60. Yatta!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/yatta.html

http://www.syberpunk.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?page=yatta

[medeak]

74. Love Yatta!

thanks..had forgotten that one.

[proud2BlibKansan]

62. a What Would Jesus Do thong

 

From this site:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

[CrownPrinceBandar]

63. Zlad!...............................

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/eurovision.html

[proud2BlibKansan]

68. Now that is strange

funny too

[LDS Jock]

65. ROFL

I hadn't seen it before. The best part is at the end when it gets the guy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

66. This is Pinky. He's a loving cat....

http://www.koreus.com/files/200408/pinkey_lechat.html

I laugh till I cry every time.


Oops. I posted the same thing you did. Hehehehe. I post this every few months here, just because I love it so. It almost put me into labor with my son the first time I saw it. :hi:

[Guaranteed]

80. Funniest thing on the internet.

;)

[progressoid]

67. Great list - especially the Weight Watchers - but I'm going to go with

Oddtodd

http://www.oddtodd.com/index2.html

[psychopomp]

69. A very funny clip

This dude REPRESENTIN' for all us artistes on live TV
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/firsttimeontv.html

[roguevalley]

72. stupidvideo.com :-D

there are too many but these are laugh out loud

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=884

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=673

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=10

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=370

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=64

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=731

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=635

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=598

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=426

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=617

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=195

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=315

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=699

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=467

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=323

http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=700

[notadmblnd]

71. The Schoolyard of Danger

one of the funniest cartoons I've ever seen.

http://www.campchaos.com/show.php?iID=344

[Bouncy Ball]

75. Does anyone remember the thread here

(I think it was started by Deep Modem Butterfly or something like that) about the freeper where she worked and how he was all freaked out like crazy about germs and going around spouting off anti-gay stuff and she caught a gay employee in the freeper's cubicle after hours with the freeper's phone down the front of his pants?

Oh God, I about died reading that. I couldn't breathe and had tears rolling down my face.

Lemme see if I can find it.

[yellowdogintexas]

76. that link "funniest thread ever on DU" took the cake!

however, I would nominate anything on
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=2766679/K=homestarrunner/v=2/SID=w/l=WS1/R=1/SS=53081659/IPC=us/SHE=0/H=1/SIG=113vq484c/*-http%3A//www.homestarrunner.com/

ESPECIALLY:http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

[Guaranteed]

81. Strongbad absolutely rules.

You can spend an entire day on that site laughing your ass off.

[andino]

77. IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/peanutbutter.shtml

[Dukkha]

78. Ding! Fries are Done!

http://irrationalnoise.com/fries.htm

Ding! Fries are Done!
Ding! Fries are Done!
Ding! Fries are Done!
Ding! Fries are Done!

[Guaranteed]

82. ROFL....that's genius. nt

[progressoid]

84. I'm singing that the next time I go to BK

[Nomad559]

83. I'm a pervert

http://www.nerfherder.net/pervert.swf

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Reptile_Attacks_Anchor