Planning a trip overseas? Why not visit Molvania???

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MOLVANIA - A land untouched by modern dentistry.

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/index.html


Svetranj locals gather each year on the 6th of June to celebrate the Feast of the Lopsided Saints.


LANGUAGE

Molvanian is a difficult language to speak, let alone master. There are four genders: male, female, neutral, and the collective noun for cheeses, which occupies a nominative sub-section of its very own.

Example:

'Can I drink the water? '

becomes 'Erkjo ne szlepp statsik ne var ne vladrobzko ne '
(literally, ‘is it not that the water is not not undrinkable?’)

Fortunately, conversational Molvanian for the native speaker is a little less formal, and a native speaker wanting to know

'Can I drink the water? '

would only have to say ‘Virkum stas?’
(while clutching their stomach in a gesture of gastric distress.)

[StopTheMorans]

1. that's first on my list for my next life, if reincarnation turns out to be

real :silly:

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. I thought Latin was bad...

They have a special declination just for cheeses?

Does the cheese talk back to them? If so, will it talk to me if I visit there? I might be inclined to learn a fourth language if the cheese and I can have a conversation!

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3. Molvanians love their cheese.

[Not_Giving_Up]

13. I guess so

I'll plan a trip if the cheese will answer!

[underpants]

4. That looks to be hilarious

Too late for Christmas probably.

[underpants]

5. That looks to be hilarious

Too late for Christmas probably.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

6. Make sure to get all the Zlad! albums when you are there............

I have heard he's banned in America. Drugs, I believe.

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/molvania/eurovision.html

Zlad! rocks. :P

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8. OK. So that's the funniest thing I've ever seen on the internet.

"Get ready for downcount!! 5, 4, 3, 1!!!!"

"Only thing can stop us is flat tire."

[Fenris]

7. Phaic Tan is lovely this time of year.

http://www.jetlagtravel.com/phaic_tan/

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9. Phaic Tan, Sunstroke on a Shoestring.

:crazy:

Zou Kow Bow Beach---- This stunning beach, with what is regarded as the whitest sand in the world, was formed last century by the rare combination of global warming and a huge spill from a tanker carrying laundry bleach.

[Donkeyboy75]

10. As someone of Molvanian heritage,

I am offended by your parody of our patron saint. :grr:

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11. I can't imagine why your ancestors ever left Molvania.

[Donkeyboy75]

12. The promise of gold fillings...

and Taco Bell