I, for one, am sick of this Christmas bullshit.

[Jesus H. Christ]

Who's got the booze? I'm starting New Year's early.

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. I'm sick of it too

But I don't mix well with booze....Got any herb?

[meegbear]

2. But it's your birthday JC.

[Bill McBlueState]

8. after 2000 years

Wouldn't you get a little sick of having your birthday celebrated, too?
:o

[meegbear]

12. LOL

[crispini]

3. ROTFLMAO.

Your username combined with the post.... BRILLIANT!

[Minimus]

4. come on Jesus H. It's your birthday!

:party:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. I would be grumpy too if I was 2008.

And yes, He was actually born 4 B.C. He lies His age to look younger. There, I said it.

[autorank]

5. Blah! Humbug!!! Can't wait until it's over!!!

[Droopy]

6. I've got 4 beers that have been in the frige for a month

You are welcome to them as I had to give that stuff up.

[StopTheMorans]

7. is this rapture? *jumps out window*

[Lone_Star_Dem]

14. LOL.. good one!

[underpants]

9. Are you upset that they forgot your actual birthday in September?

just like last year and every stinking year before that too!

[mopinko]

10. yup

it's monday, the day all moms look forward to. when everyone goes away. but they are all here. blech.

[proud2BlibKansan]

23. But for us teachers

it is truly a joyous day since moms are taking care of their kids today :) and we get to stay home and take care of our own.

There is always another side to every story, you know.

[mopinko]

25. true

[WI_DEM]

11. Well you are in the right place then

because most posts I see on DU regarding Christmas are pretty anti-Christmas.

[tridim]

13. I've never been quite as sick of it as I am this year

and guess whose fault it is.. RW newz pundits and Fundies. I was just fine with Christmas (as a pagan family holiday) before these idiots started blathering about it.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

15. Sounds to me like someone's a bit cranky about getting old.

[XNASA]

16. Yer preachin' to the choir, Jesus my boy.

I can't stand it either.

[htuttle]

17. I've been wanting to ask you this for years

What the heck does the 'H' stand for?

[underpants]

19. Can I answer?

Howard

As in: Our father who art in heaven Howard be thy name.

It's a family name.

[billyskank]

22. Eh? Are you sure?

I always thought it was "our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold by thy name!"

Did I catch that right?

[underpants]

26. You have brought up a point that many religous scholars disagree on

Some say it is "Howard" some say it is "Harold" and the fringe elements believe that the passage is often misread and in fact it is "Art".

:spank:

[AlCzervik]

20. Is it the wholesale retailing of Christmas that pisses you off

or is it that after a certain age you don't want to think about your birthday? I know for after 30 i don't really do anything on my birthday.

[Jesus H. Christ]

21. I don't really give a shit about the retailing.

That's always been something of a constant. It's all this phony "I love Jesus, let's kill the sand niggers" bullshit that drives me up the wall.

[Deja Q]

24. That's why I'm working on my own greeting card. It's entitled...

"Santa Snort(s)"

Yes, that's his Christmas Snowman bodyguard wielding a gun. Yes, Santa Snort looks dazed. And, yes, that's a tray of cocaine snorts he's holding out for people to enjoy (as are the straws clutched in his arm.)

Christmas, as mainstream society plays it (shop til you drop), is a joke.

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