A Freeper Haiku

[Catch22Dem]

My friend sent me an e-mail today and said he almost gagged when he walked into the bathroom at work and saw a guy (he called him "Mullet Boy") at the urinal, hands on his hips, pants pulled way down, head leaning against the wall, farting audibly. He said he was sure the guy probably voted for Bush.

The story inspired the following Haiku:

see the mullet boy
busting ass as he pisses
another Bush vote

[arcane1]

1. you should send this to Mark Morford

for his somewhat-weekly "Mullet Haiku" feature

[alphafemale]

2. I can't believe I laughed at that...but I did

:7

[RobertSeattle]

3. We neen more Haiku at DU

Here's a quick stab:

Bwawk Bwawk Chickenhawk
Had your chance but had you balked
You are just all talk.

[Padraig18]

4. If you like mullets

http://www.mulletsgalore.com :P

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Here's one...

What do you want NOW?
Eighty-seven billion bucks!?!?!?!
Here...have a pretzel.

[KamaAina]

6. And another...

Free Republic's down
Maybe I'll check out DU...
What is that tombstone?