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monkeyboy Donating Member (965 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 05:53 PM
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I made a pun! I made a pun!
If you worked in a grocery store that also sold Impressionist paintings, wouldn't it be confusing whenever a customer asked you where you keep the Manets?
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Booberdawg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 05:54 PM
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1. Don't give up your day job
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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 06:00 PM
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2. Do you know the definition of Baroque...?


...no Monet...
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Interrobang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 06:01 PM
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3. Well, if it ain't Baroque...
Don't fix it. :)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 06:01 PM
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4. mayonaise
It took me several seconds.
If I were not from Alabama I might have missed it altogether.
Nice one.
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unblock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 06:25 PM
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5. if i were you, i'd hide my head in the sand
that pun is a bit of a stritch...
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 09:48 PM
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6. Groan factor 5.7
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-25-03 09:57 PM
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7. Only if you're from the South! (and a pun of my own, hehehe!)
JUST KIDDING!

I was originally going to say Canada, but they're progressive and the South is mostly repuke.

If I worked in a grocery store that sold men, it WOULD confusing to ask where the hot crossed buns are! :D Of course, I'm more interested in the hot dogs...
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