How often do you "negotiate with your elf"?!

[StopTheMorans]

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Negotiations have failed.

[StopTheMorans]

2. *gasp* did you kill him?

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. No, not exactly.

But he took his ball and ran home. :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

5. that's alright, you're way cooler than him anyways

and we'll have Skinner get you a new ball ASAP

[tridim]

4. No negotiation needed

as long as it's this Elf..

[StopTheMorans]

6. the little red x elf?

don't know as I've seen him before :shrug:

[tridim]

9. I don't get a red x, just a lovely pic of Liv Tyler

[Blue-Jay]

12. Here's a link that works.

[StopTheMorans]

15. that's more like it!

:thumbsup:

[Lavender Brown]

7. That's not a real elf, that's a cartoon!

[StopTheMorans]

8. that's not a real elf; that's will farrell!

:freak:

[Lavender Brown]

10. You mean that he isn't real?

He's just an actor... playing a role? :cry:

[StopTheMorans]

11. he's a man baby!

sorry to break it to you :hug:

[Lavender Brown]

13. You have ruined my Christmas.

[StopTheMorans]

14. *overnights a fruitcake to Lavender Brown*

[ET Awful]

20. Shush now Lavender, don't listen to these guys

He's an elf. He knows all the elf rules, and lives by them, so he MUST be an elf.

[Lavender Brown]

21. Thank god!

I had a weird dream that he was George W. Bush. ;)

[yvr girl]

16. I want an elf. I NEED AN ELF.

Where can I get me an elf?

[StopTheMorans]

18. my housemates 3 years ago used to tell me I looked like hermie

does that help? :shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. I don't let elves near children - it ain't safe

:scared:

[StopTheMorans]

19. I don't trust that bastard Santa either: they should never give a license

to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves IMHO...

[anonymousdemocrat]

22. Is that a euphemism??

Locking. No sex threads....