Cheating Housewives Always Email Me

[Jack_Dawson]

Why is that? Plus they all want me to click on their link. As a group they seem to be pretty industrious as it pertains to erecting websites.

:shrug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

1. I want to know who Christy is

I ventured into my Bulk mail, where all of the spam goes, and I must have had 30 e-mails wanting me to see Christy going at it. Who is she? Why do I care?

[amazona]

2. I dunno but I hear from her too

Christy seems to be a very busy lady.

[Jack_Dawson]

3. I've heard from Christy as well...

Where does Christy find the time?

:shrug:

[Not_Giving_Up]

6. I don't know...

Maybe I'm in the wrong profession!

[JohnnyRingo]

4. Ah...but can they add 1-2 inches to your penis size?

Do they know people in your area that share your common interests?

And most importantly, can they get you discounts on Viagra?

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. Well, considering that I wasn't born with a penis...

I'd be amazed if they could not only give me one, but make it bigger as well. Likewise, I have no need for Viagra. Although, I have gotten offer to increase my bust size.

[Jack_Dawson]

7. No, but they can me 2% mo.rt.gag.es

2%. Sure beats the current 5 7/8% rape job I'm paying now...

[Mr.Green93]

8. You too?

Those unfaithful sl*ts.

[davsand]

9. I'm suffering with e-mail gender confusion

They want to make my penis bigger and my boobs bigger. The nasty housewives want to put on a show for me and the single men (in YOUR area!) want to meet me...

Sometimes I have to take my pants off after I read my email just so I can figure out who I am. I don't think that really resolves much, but it sure makes my husband laugh out loud to see me sitting there in my Lady Fruit of the Looms...

Laura

[NewJeffCT]

10. I just got an email from some young Lolitas

I mean, I like them young... but, young & legal.

[Zuni]

11. I get alot of mail from hot wet teens

and strange men who want my penis to be larger

[Guaranteed]

12. Man, they LOVE me...

Gotta beat em off with a spam blocker.