'Is it wrong?' or 'How wrong is it?'

[short bus president]

This is the thread for determining whether or not things are wrong, and if so, just how wrong they are. Anything's open for debate, I 'spose.

I'll start. Is it wrong that when I make bacon for breffus, I always make more bacon than I could possibly eat for breffus, and then just leave the leftovers out on the counter all day on the paper towels upon which they drained, and snack on 'em when I pass by?

[Squatch]

1. Nothing wrong with that. There's enough salt in those strips

to kill anything.

[eyepaddle]

2. Not wrong

not wrong at ALL

[Cuban_Liberal]

Is this wrong?

I eat peanut butter from the jar with a spoon and no, I don't use a clean spoon for every spoonful.

[short bus president]

4. Not wrong at all.

Unless you alternately dip the spoon in jelly or honey, too. Mixing stuff is wrong. A little saliva in the PB? No big.

[Cuban_Liberal]

20. Thank you for your absolution, padre!

I can now enter into the spirit of the season, with that off of my chest.

;)

[redqueen]

3. I thought everyone did that

Everyone that makes bacon, anyway.

[matcom]

5. is this wrong?

[short bus president]

6. If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right!

Evil on ice!

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

10. He won't even need to bring beer

if he poses like that for you!

[eyepaddle]

8. Very very VERY wrong

[NoSheep]

15. That's just wrong. I mean the baseball cap with those harem pants.

:eyes:

[City of Mills]

7. Is it wrong W got reelected?

Uh yeah, of course it's wrong!

How wrong is it? Well, this country's fucked, isn't it???

:cry:

[NoSheep]

17. He didn't! And that's wrong!

:scared:

[JimmyJazz]

9. How wrong is it that I am laughing because

I am logging Information Sheets on individuals and came across this one: Stan M. Potence?

Oh shit, it hurts.

P.S. I changed the first name.

[short bus president]

12. That's pretty wrong

People can't help their own names being funny. Except that they COULD change 'em and all.

[JimmyJazz]

13. They could also use their full middle name instead of an initial!

BTW - how was your trip? I heard you were out of town for a few days.

[short bus president]

14. In between the driving, it was nice.

Except that it turns out I was blocks away from a couple of DUers, and never looked 'em up. I should bookmark the "post what state yer in" thread so I can check it before I travel.

[sundog]

11. It is right, always right.

Now take your meds.

[short bus president]

16. Bah!

You sound just like the bossy voice! Shut up! SHUT UP!

Ah. That's better. :D

[yvr girl]

18. Is it wrong that I don't always answer the phone when my

parents call?

[short bus president]

19. Yes. Terribly wrong.

But we all do it, and they all know it. Up until they had kids, they didn't always answer when their parents called, either. And the generation before them? They never wrote back. ;-)

[yvr girl]

22. So I'm wrong, but you're not going to judge me

I can live with that.

[short bus president]

23. I'm not judgemental,

just mental. ;-)

[redqueen]

21. Is it wrong for me to do that stuff... you know what I mean...

*wink, wink*

*nudge, nudge*

?

[short bus president]

24. Oh, heavens yes!

And I do believe you should be punished for that behavior. Except that you'd like it. :spank:

[redqueen]

26. Dammit!

And you're right... that wouldn't be a very good deterrent. :)

[JimmyJazz]

25. Hanging out in the lounge when you are supposed to be working?

:shrug: - that is what you're talking about isn't it?

:P

[redqueen]

27. Errrrrrrrr

Yeah! That's it exactly!

[JimmyJazz]

30. I knew it! I'd heard that about you already, though.

:P

Now stop doing what you know is oh so wrong and get back to work!

[redqueen]

33. Wha?

Who's telling lies about me?

:P

[achtung_circus]

28. Is it wrong for my mother to actively encourage me.

She told me to move in with a woman. My world is shattered, has Mum turned to the dark side?

[short bus president]

29. Just "a woman?"

Nobody in particular?

Nah - Mum's tryin' to get someone else to wash yer skivvies for ya. ;-)

[achtung_circus]

31. No, not "just" a woman.

But her best friend's daughter!!!

That's just sick Mum.

Except it's also true.

[short bus president]

32. I say do it.

But still take yer dirty undies home to Mom. She lives for that. Really.

[achtung_circus]

34. Actually,

it's already done. Mum is just catching up with reality. Also, Mum hasn't done my laundry for about 25 years.

[frictionlessO]

35. is it wrong to

gratify ones urges with a microwaved pickle?
was just eating one at work and wondered...

[Droopy]

37. That is so wrong

Everybody knows your sipposed to eat pickles chilled. And these people that dfeep fry pickles are just heathens.

[frictionlessO]

40. you crack me up!

Im a heathen anyways... but nah depp fried pickles aint for me.
and hunger was not the only gratification I was refering to! lol
:hi:

[Lavender Brown]

36. Is it wrong that I spent more on my Christmas present to myself

than I did on my presents for my niece and nephews? :evilfrown:

[frictionlessO]

38. not if they're wingnuts of the red spectrum Id be willing to think!

hey where the heck is his most cromulent and scavery boondickle, our lard and savory blend that is Kink Short Bus the 23rd and a half?

[JimmyJazz]

39. you are so silly

:hi:

On edit: And, I believe the correct answer is, he's tied up in my basement. :P

[frictionlessO]

43. Oy! wha!

*runs runs runs*
*trips*
*gets up and runs some more*
*tackles Jimmy in ridiculous bearhug*

hi hi hi!!!

my friend Jimmy:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

44. Well, Hi to you, too.

What - you wanna end up in my basement, too? :P

I think I'm gonna be sorry I asked that question. :hi:

[frictionlessO]

48. Oh! we can just all start a basement based commune!!!

We can call ourselves the free basers!
We can have Ace of Base as our basemnet band.
We can debase one another for fun and profit!


barring that what would you do with a tied up fric in the basemnt?

[Lavender Brown]

42. They aren't, but their parents are

[frictionlessO]

45. well I'm sure they didn't spend as much on you as they did themselves

besides who needs more christmas cheer, you or them??

If you need any more guilt assuaged or massaged then come to my homepage and make your webcam debut. Its free and I'm cheap and easy.

Do you own carrots?

[Lavender Brown]

46. No one really *owns* carrots

:shrug:

[frictionlessO]

49. hah! obviously there is a lack of knowledge here on the vegetable based

economy... people and even some animals have been owning carrots since 1963.22a-041.u dont believe me? Than do not look it up, it would only upset you more.

Carrots should be carved... you hear me? Carved!! and then microwaved until warm and slightly bendable. Then you can use them for dog toys and marital aids! and if you dont think anyone owns those... well like I said lets make a show and sell it to the senseless masses.

do you own pickles?

[loudestchick]

41. Only wrong if the dogs get them before you can finish!

[rbnyc]

47. Is it wrong for me to hang out in The Lounge...

...while I'm on my breastmilk break at work? It may make me take longer to pump.

[redqueen]

50. No!

Just stay out of any of the serious forums... that certainly wouldn't be helpful.

Do you use an electric pump? I hated my Medela because it was so noisy... people walking by the office knew what I was doing and it made me so uncomfortable.