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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:00 PM
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Poll question: Santa Claus: DUer or Freeper?
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:03 PM
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1. If Santa were a Freeper...
he'd tell kids to go out and mow some lawns to pay for their own damn presents. No free ride from me, Ho Ho Ho.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:04 PM
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2. Definitely DUer.......................
a freeper would NEVER give anything away, naughty or nice. They're selfish morons, "everyone should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get their OWN damn gifts." "I got mine, you get yours."
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FizzFuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:09 PM
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6. just saw an article in the paper saying retailers notice more people
buying for themselves this year.

interesting
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:05 PM
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3. depends
The root is certainly about giving others and helping the needy; today's incarnation can be a capitalistic pig, preaching at temples of consumption.
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:08 PM
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5. How does he treat his elves?
Do they get breaks?

Does he have a diverse work force?

Is his North Pole workplace environmentally friendly?

Does he beat Mrs. Claus?

Need to know.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:27 PM
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7. excellent question
We definitely need more information. Also: can he prove that he has severed all ties to the catholic church?
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:26 PM
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10. Are his elves working in a union shop?
n/t
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:30 PM
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12. It's a commune.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:46 PM
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16. Even better
n/t
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 07:05 PM
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4. a DUer: he's obviously promiscuous b/c he's always talking about hos, and
he's very generous to boot. freepers are scared of sex, and are selfish, coldhearted bastards.
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lenidog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:23 PM
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8. Total communist
He loves red, has a collective, ruler for life and he has an intelligence network that makes the KGB look like a bunch of amateurs.
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:28 PM
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11. graaaaaaaahahahaha@kgb
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:25 PM
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9. Santa doesn't deliver presents to the red states (aka Dumbfuckistan).
So says SNL. :)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:31 PM
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13. Dumb question. Freeper Santa would have shot his reindeer months ago
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:33 PM
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14. A Bartcopper
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-21-04 08:34 PM
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15. Total Freeper
He's in league with not only corporate america, but every other retail outlet in the world, and he didn't NEED the patriot act pre-9/11 to find out who was naughty & nice! Not to mention, he's red. *cough*REDSTATE*cough*
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