4 word letter

[GoddessOfGuinness]

Dear Mr. President,

You

(continue letter using 4 words per post)

[snoochie]

1. should be very ashamed.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

2. Who would Jesus bomb?

[Darth_Ole]

3. Get out of Iraq

.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. And make it snappy!

[CatWoman]

4. dick!!!!!!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Multiply that by 4

;)

[CatWoman]

19. *snarf*

:D

[donheld]

5. Have another pretzel sir?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Please go fuck yourself

(not you, Donheld...the pretzeldent)

[charlyvi]

66. And stop fucking us.

[Radio_Lady]

82. (Let's mail this letter!)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

87. Wouldn't that be fun?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

88. He'd never read it

[Tony_Illinois]

7. You're drinking again, right?

[greatauntoftriplets]

10. You never stopped, right?

n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. Your brain is pickled

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Your liver is quivering.

n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. No donors for you!

[Tony_Illinois]

30. Twins also are lushes.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

33. Runs in the family

[charlyvi]

67. Bush family evil empire!

[greatauntoftriplets]

38. You're no Guinness god!

Sorry... could not resist.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

44. Busch or Bush...dishwater

[New Earth]

9. get out of Kerry'shouse

i cheated :shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. and back to Texass

[AlCzervik]

12. are a war criminal

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. and should be impeached

[charlyvi]

69. And prosecuted with Cheney.

[maveric]

13. Would make Hitler proud

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. Are you his grandson?

[charlyvi]

70. Or just his soulmate?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

79. Ha ha ha ha

That was really funny!

[City of Mills]

15. suck. You really suck. n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. Like a Hoover vacuum.

[charlyvi]

43. Like a Hoover Deluxe.

[Tony_Illinois]

16. Cheney still running things?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. Still have the runs?

[Boswells_Johnson]

18. called about a gerbil?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Where's the gerbil now?

[ktowntennesseedem]

20. You are the anti-christ.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Ain't that the truth?

[charlyvi]

71. You insult the anti-christ.

[charlyvi]

73. rush limpballs loves you...

[GOPisEvil]

21. ...may kiss my ass.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

36. And then kiss Dick

[Tony_Illinois]

23. Laura still on drugs?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

40. With Oxycontin for all

[hickman1937]

25. All hat no pigs

[GoddessOfGuinness]

42. silk purses, sows ears

[charlyvi]

75. swine before pearls now

[frictionlessO]

32. need an ass fucking!

[Tony_Illinois]

35. Befitting a fucking ass.

[frictionlessO]

37. (as an aside) that was fucking brilliant!!

[Tony_Illinois]

46. (thank you...)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

48. And speaking of fucking...

[charlyvi]

64. You fucked us royally!

[goodbody]

39. you wouldn't die for your country.

oops, that's 5.

[Tony_Illinois]

49. Bush can't count either.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

50. But it will die

[goodbody]

52. Dude, where's my country?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. gone to the hogs

[goodbody]

54. heard of the Constituion?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. Why destroy the document?

[charlyvi]

59. READ what it says!

[OldLeftieLawyer]

41. need to resign now.

[charlyvi]

45. Before more are killed

[charlyvi]

47. And tortured by us.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

55. for your sick pleasure

[charlyvi]

61. And political point scoring.

[guitar man]

51. pompous lazy arrogant asshat!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

57. lying deceitful shit head!

[charlyvi]

58. King of all Dickheads!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

60. with shit for brains

[charlyvi]

62. And no apparent courage...

[AccessGranted]

63. lied to us all!

[charlyvi]

65. smirking the whole time!

[FizzFuzz]

68. still beating your wife?

[Politicub]

78. Pickles' vallium's running low

[hickman1937]

72. Satan says bend over

[charlyvi]

74. here it comes again...

[stranger_with_candy]

76. lying sack of shit

[GoddessOfGuinness]

80. full of nasty worms

[hickman1937]

77. And another thing,bitch

(channeling Cheney)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

81. You're abusing our troops

[samplegirl]

83. How can you sleep?

[Acryliccalico]

84. Delusions of being God.

[SKKY]

85. suckity suck suck suck

[SKKY]

86. Forgot the f@$%ing Armor!!